I hope he loses every game, loses his family, loses his car keys in a mud puddle, loses his Starbucks Card, loses his Social Security card at the post office, loses his pop tarts in one of the microwaves in the break room, loses one of his favorite wool socks in the dryer, and loses the kite he was holding for a little kid at the park.
Basically I want him to feel what it's like to be Tom Asbury.
I know it's not cool to be so hateful but nobody ever said I was cool.
