Bachelor Parties

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

My best friend is getting married and I am in charge of the bachelor party. I have been to many and most of them sucked. My aim is to plan and execute one that doesn't suck. All attendees are located in KC and can travel if given enough notice. I would very much appreciate the advice of all you wise and  gE'ers.

[steve dave]

how old/rich is everyone? what time of year?

[Brock Landers]

Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is   

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Any combination of booze, drugs, and strippers/whores will make for a wonderful bachelor party

[steve dave]

Any combination of booze, drugs, and strippers/whores will make for a wonderful bachelor party

 

[Gooch]

Any combination of booze, drugs, and strippers/whores will make for a wonderful bachelor party

[Bloodfart]

Make sure there are plenty of guns present.  Guns are fun.

[Dugout DickStone]

Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is   

No one on this site is lame enough to do something this dumbass.

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

how old/rich is everyone? what time of year?

Ages are 24-30. I'm going to pay for as much as I can. Nothing too crazy but money shouldn't be much of a limiting factor. Aiming for late summer/early fall. Was looking into maybe chartering a plane to Vegas. It really isn't too bad of a deal if you get enough people. Has anyone done this?

[steve dave]

how old/rich is everyone? what time of year?

Ages are 24-30. I'm going to pay for as much as I can. Nothing too crazy but money shouldn't be much of a limiting factor. Aiming for late summer/early fall. Was looking into maybe chartering a plane to Vegas. It really isn't too bad of a deal if you get enough people. Has anyone done this?

That's a pretty stud move on your part. Stay at the Cosmopolitan.

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is   

  If this was even on the table I would resign from my post as Bachelor Party planner. I wouldn't even go to the wedding.

[Institutional Control]

Oh wow. If I get married again I'm going to ask JCIW/G to be my best man.

[Dugout DickStone]

I will list my bachelor parties attended in order of enjoyability;

1.  Nassau.  Beach, elite food, fishing, everything you want and pretty cheap for even non-emaws to get to
2.  St. Martin.  Bro with a nice big house there.  Everything Nassau has but better, hard for squawk fans to get to
3.  New Orleans.  great food.  easy to get to.  rooms are always available.  turns into a real crap show sometimes
4.  Montreal.  I only list this behind the others because I really enjoy beaches but it is an elite bachelor party location.  Eat at the Globe, tell them LSOC sent you
5.  Vegas.  Very meh but if you enjoy being one of 1,487 bachelor parties it can be fun.  Tons of stuff to do, food is good, easy to get to  etc.
6.  Atlantic City.  Meh
7.  NYC.  If you are rich as crap, it can actually be as good as any place.  Spending a crap ton of money in Manhattan can be a real blast.
8.  Bunch of other random places including Lake of Ozarks, STL ,etc.  If you are a poor, do what you have to do but get out of town.

[Brock Landers]

Whatever you do, make sure to keep it completely separate from the bachelorette party. I've been to a couple of "combo" parties and all I can say is   

No one on this site is lame enough to do something this dumbass.

It never hurts to mention. Plus one of the combo parties I went to was actually put together by an EMAW poster who shall remain nameless but has been sent a PM directing him to the Shame Thread.

[SkinnyBenny]

We made one of these at one and it was deloiscious.

[Rams]

Oh wow. If I get married again I'm going to ask JCIW/G to be my best man.

no crap.  thinking about getting divorced and finding someone to marry again just so I can ask jciw/g to be my best man. 

[OK_Cat]

We made one of these at one and it was deloiscious.

what the hell is that

[SkinnyBenny]

Two oven pizzas and 2 pounds of hamburger and a shitload of cheese and other stuff, made into one enormous burger where the buns are pizzas.

[OK_Cat]

wow, that sounds pretty glorious.

[8manpick]

My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that.  Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.

[Dugout DickStone]

so you made the huge pizza burger at your condo in Cabo?  Sounds awesome.

[Dugout DickStone]

My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that.  Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.

I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.

[8manpick]

My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that.  Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.

I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.

Pfft, not me.

[Dugout DickStone]

My favorite bachelor party I went on we rented an RV and drove from KC to the Kentucky Derby. Probably best for roughly college age guys. Need one driver who is content with adderall and weed instead of drinking. I've never spent 4 days more drunk than that.  Bubbles4ksu almost renounced binging after this trip.

I renounce binging after every bachelor party/bro trip.

Pfft, not me.

I suck at renouncing.

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Just go to a Royals game or something.