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Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« on: February 12, 2013, 01:33:03 PM »


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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2013, 01:34:26 PM »
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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2013, 01:36:07 PM »
seems stupid

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2013, 01:37:06 PM »
no way wushu gets to be a sport if wrestling doesn't.  screw that.


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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2013, 01:41:22 PM »
You'd think they'd be more open to gay athletes.  :curse:

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2013, 01:42:34 PM »
i believe they did this because iran is good at wrestling.

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2013, 01:44:36 PM »
You'd think they'd be more open to gay athletes.  :curse:

are there a lot of gay olympic wrestlers or are you cracking on wrestling by saying gays do it?

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2013, 01:48:51 PM »
You'd think they'd be more open to gay athletes.  :curse:

are there a lot of gay olympic wrestlers or are you cracking on wrestling by saying gays do it?

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2013, 01:50:23 PM »
text from iowa living friend at 845am this morning...

"olympics drops wrestling...des moines set to riot"

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2013, 01:57:51 PM »
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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2013, 02:02:28 PM »
:cry:

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2013, 02:40:55 PM »
Guys don't let me troll you mmmkay?

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2013, 02:43:45 PM »
When they dropped baseball but kept trampoline, I was out.

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2013, 02:47:57 PM »
weird

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2013, 03:38:50 PM »
No more Kurt Angle's  :cry:

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2013, 12:18:12 AM »
When they dropped baseball but kept trampoline, I was out.

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2013, 11:01:55 AM »
No more Kurt Angle's  :cry:
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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2013, 11:44:35 AM »
fantastic thread title. reads like an Onion tweet

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2013, 11:49:23 AM »
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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2013, 02:55:26 PM »
hilarious when you consider that wrestling is one of the original olympic sports.

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2013, 03:16:06 PM »
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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2013, 03:19:26 PM »
I guess it can still get into the 2020 olympics.  Sounds like they'll have to get their crap together, though.  LOL at their website.

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2013, 10:53:01 PM »
Iowans are REALLY mad about this. A day later and it was still the #2 story on the news. The #1 story was about a 32 year old lady with 3 kids who strips in Des Moines. She went down to Mardi Gras to work in some clubs down there for the week. On Saturday she told the other stripper that she isn't coming back to Des Moines and she just left the hotel not to be seen or heard from since.

I made none of that up, not a word.

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2013, 11:02:04 PM »
Iowans are REALLY mad about this. A day later and it was still the #2 story on the news. The #1 story was about a 32 year old lady with 3 kids who strips in Des Moines. She went down to Mardi Gras to work in some clubs down there for the week. On Saturday she told the other stripper that she isn't coming back to Des Moines and she just left the hotel not to be seen or heard from since.

I made none of that up, not a word.

What about the three kids? Left to the mercy of the State of Iowa?  That can't turn out well.

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Re: Olympics dump wrestling, Iowans no longer good at any sport
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2013, 11:17:29 PM »
Iowans are REALLY mad about this. A day later and it was still the #2 story on the news. The #1 story was about a 32 year old lady with 3 kids who strips in Des Moines. She went down to Mardi Gras to work in some clubs down there for the week. On Saturday she told the other stripper that she isn't coming back to Des Moines and she just left the hotel not to be seen or heard from since.

I made none of that up, not a word.

Someone willing to do anything to get out of the state of Iowa is not really news.