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Offline Institutional Control

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Damn you, Satan!!
« on: February 08, 2013, 07:25:09 AM »
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html


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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2013, 07:30:20 AM »
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html

I'm pretty sure it was god who planted this evidence to test your faith.

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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 07:38:02 AM »
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html

I'm pretty sure it was god who planted this evidence to test your faith.

Oh man....

I'm so confused right now.

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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 07:39:39 AM »
I dated a chick like God once. She was such a bitch.

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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2013, 05:32:56 PM »
If there is anybody on this board that thinks the earth is only 6000 years they need to be slapped.
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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2013, 05:40:10 PM »
Always trying to trick me into thinking the world is more than 6000 years old with your "science".  :shakesfist:

http://news.yahoo.com/asteroid-impact-killed-dinosaurs-evidence-191146621.html

I'm pretty sure it was god who planted this evidence to test your faith.

Oh man....

I'm so confused right now.

If god's existence was obvious then everyone would be worshipping him.  Ultimately, only those who have true faith will be rewarded.

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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2013, 08:08:43 PM »
Wait, I thought Christians claimed it WAS obvious?  Crap

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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2013, 06:53:39 AM »
The Bible is a road map not a encyclopedia.
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Re: Damn you, Satan!!
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2013, 07:06:55 AM »
The Bible is a road map not a encyclopedia.

Which verse is that?