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Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« on: February 07, 2013, 01:17:21 PM »
Boys and girls, our stud fullback's brother may soon be a movie star!!

Article linked below says that he's been offered $3.75 million to do a scene with Bibi Jones.

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/more_sports/gronk_offered_porn_role_tA2UVQqk0Z5yJvjXfa4geK?utm_medium=rss&utm_content=More%20Sports



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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2013, 01:19:19 PM »
Shoot it at her like a bibi gun Gronk!!!!!  ;)

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2013, 01:44:10 PM »
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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2013, 02:15:05 PM »
@bustedcoverage has a pretty good thread of movie title ideas going on at twitter...

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2013, 06:08:58 PM »
I would do Bibi Jones for $3.75.

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2013, 07:22:31 PM »
I would do Bibi Jones for $3.75.
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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2013, 08:55:08 PM »
I would do Bibi Jones for $3.75.
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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2013, 09:26:14 PM »
I would do Bibi Jones for $3.75.

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2013, 09:33:31 PM »
gronk will take her to pound town

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 10:06:31 AM »
gronk will take her to pound town

I'm pretty sure she's already met Gronk's town, and was pounded by said town..

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2013, 11:16:34 AM »
gronk will take her to pound town

I'm pretty sure she's already met Gronk's town, and was pounded by said town..

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2013, 02:20:23 PM »
I would do Bibi Jones for $3.75.

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She's actually an Oklahoma State fan...

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2013, 02:56:32 PM »
she's an interesting follow on twitter.
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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2013, 03:02:08 PM »
I would do Bibi Jones for $3.75.

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She's actually an Oklahoma State fan...

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guess she just likes to take pictures of herself in ou clothing then???????  :dunno:

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2013, 03:26:28 PM »
I would do Bibi Jones for $3.75.

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She's actually an Oklahoma State fan...

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guess she just likes to take pictures of herself in ou clothing then???????  :dunno:

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2013, 04:30:50 PM »
She's probably a Tulsa fan too and a Broncho

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2013, 04:37:29 PM »
If he goes through with this lets hope that he never gives our Gronk a hug/handshake ever again

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2013, 04:43:05 PM »
I'm not going to go all gpc on here, but it's pretty easy to find her in sooner crap and at ou games. She also seems to like okc, so she's just an Oklahoma fan all around.

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2013, 04:56:09 PM »
You know what's even barfier than wearing OU and Oklahoma State stuff? Being a porn star.  :barf:


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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2013, 04:59:13 PM »
To be honest, she hasn't been in porn all that long.

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2013, 05:26:20 PM »
To be honest, she hasn't been in porn all that long.

Oh. Well, then she's definitely the kind of girl you can take home to mom or at least the kind of girl you can dip your wick in without worrying about diseases. Not barfy at all.

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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2013, 05:29:22 PM »
To be honest, she hasn't been in porn all that long.

Oh. Well, then she's definitely the kind of girl you can take home to mom or at least the kind of girl you can dip your wick in without worrying about diseases. Not barfy at all.


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Re: Getting Gronk'd in the movies?!?
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2013, 05:35:39 PM »
people in porn are probably the cleanest segment of people in society.
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