Why we can't be rivals.

[OKclone]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to easy to get into.
3.) Your mascot is stupid
4.) You are horrible at trolling.

5-100 I reserve to add more when I think of more, I don't have that much time for this.

[ben ji]

Hey OK Clone! Are you excited for the cats game Tonight?

[420seriouscat69]

JFC, if I was a poster on your home board, i'd be pissed that you're making ISU bbs'rs look like pud eff faces! Woof!

[OKclone]

Hey OK Clone! Are you excited for the cats game Tonight?

I didn't know there was one. 

[OKclone]

JFC, if I was a poster on your home board, i'd be pissed that you're making ISU bbs'rs look like pud eff faces! Woof!

I don't have a home board, maybe I can make this my new home 

[SkinnyBenny]

2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to too easy to get into.

FYP, bro.

[OKclone]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to  too easy to get into.

Thanks man

[qatzmanchu]

2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to too easy to get into.

FYP, bro.

[ben ji]

Hey OK Clone! Are you excited for the cats game Tonight?

I didn't know there was one. 

So we really arent rivals anymore? 

[pvegs]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to  too easy to get into.

Thanks man

Thanks, man.

[SkinnyBenny]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to  too easy to get into.

Thanks man

99% acceptance rate.

[EMAWmeister]

I don't know about you guys, but I really like to go to message boards of schools I don't care about and start a thread about how we're not rivals in my free time.

[RonLongshaft]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to easy to get into.
3.) Your mascot is stupid
4.) You are horrible at trolling.

5-100 I reserve to add more when I think of more, I don't have that much time for this.

You're the Cyclones but your mascot is a red bird???

[OKclone]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to easy to get into.
3.) Your mascot is stupid
4.) You are horrible at trolling.

5-100 I reserve to add more when I think of more, I don't have that much time for this.

You're the Cyclones but your mascot is a red bird???

Yup, I would link you to why, but you don't care and I don't care.

[qatzmanchu]

According to usa today, iowa is ranked 4 for suicides.  Saw a docudrama by m night shamalan a few years back about mold causing suicides. Would have thought a top flight research institute would have been able to nip that in the bud, or more accurately spore.

[HerrSonntag]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to easy to get into.
3.) Your mascot is stupid
4.) You are horrible at trolling.

5-100 I reserve to add more when I think of more, I don't have that much time for this.

You're the Cyclones but your mascot is a red bird???

Yup, I would link you to why, but you don't care and I don't care.

Also, birds don't have teeth. kthanksbye

[GoodForAnother]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to easy to get into.
3.) Your mascot is stupid
4.) You are horrible at trolling.

5-100 I reserve to add more when I think of more, I don't have that much time for this.

101. You guys aren't as good as us at stuff

[3maw]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to  too easy to get into.

Thanks man

Thanks, man.

okclone is part of the 1% that wasn't accepted! poor kid!

[OKclone]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to  too easy to get into.

Thanks man

Thanks, man.

okclone is part of the 1% that wasn't accepted! poor kid!

Why would I want to go to ksu?
Answer: I wouldn't.

IOWA STATE > KSU

[3maw]

1.) We don't want you as our rival
2.) You have a 99% acceptance rate into your university, that's far to  too easy to get into.

Thanks man

Thanks, man.

okclone is part of the 1% that wasn't accepted! poor kid!

Why would I want to go to ksu?
Answer: I wouldn't.

IOWA STATE > KSU

  not only is okclone terrible at grammar, he is also terrible at math!! you should have paid attention during inequalities 

[OKclone]

  You guys are so horrible at this

[HerrSonntag]

my mom says i'm never horrible as long as i'm trying

[Cire]

have neighbors from Iowa, they have five kids and every single one of those sob's has bright red hair.

[OKclone]

have neighbors from Iowa, they have five kids and every single one of those sob's has bright red hair.

Thats cool, is their trailer home bigger than yours?

[3maw]

i'm going to iowa to work this summer, apparently they're tired of iowa state puds and needed me to teach them how to build tractors