Author Topic: Favorite radio/television boner pill ad (Read 2534 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** February 03, 2013, 08:45:35 AM »

I am really impressed by what Bravado is doing on 810 these days.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2013, 08:47:31 AM »

I always mix up the ones for boner pills and have to constantly urinate because of old man peen problems ones.

Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2013, 09:11:57 AM »

The ones with old guys fixing stuff and then, presumably, getting huge boners is pretty compelling.

I am terrible at fixing stuff.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2013, 09:39:18 AM »

That one where its like 4 different old guys watching their old wives do goofy things and then they see each other and smile like, "yeah, it's rough ridin' time" is somewhat memorable.

felix rex · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2013, 10:00:34 AM »

I'm torn between hill side bath tubs or boner jam session.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2013, 12:51:40 PM »

The Bravado one is on radio so no images but the VoiceOver guy uses the words "rock" and "hard" like 50 times. Then tells you they ship in plain paper so your neighbors don't know about your boner probs

Brock Landers · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2013, 12:59:03 PM »

I like the one where a couple is raking leaves and they barely bump into each other and then look at each other like "Yeah lets stop raking and go have some sexy time."

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2013, 01:08:29 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 03, 2013, 09:39:18 AM

That one where its like 4 different old guys watching their old wives do goofy things and then they see each other and smile like, "yeah, it's rough ridin' time" is somewhat memorable.

There is also a series of 4 old dudes who are cruising the pch/catching a ballgame and one loser has to keep stopping to whiz

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2013, 04:26:14 PM »

The one where the guy putt-putts through a tire

mocat · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2013, 11:31:15 PM »

Guy takes boner pills and then proceeds to go on a six hour sailing trip all by himself. Why do you need boner pills on a sail boat by yourself?

bones129 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2013, 11:54:33 PM »

Quote from: mocat on February 03, 2013, 11:31:15 PM

Guy takes boner pills and then proceeds to go on a six hour sailing trip all by himself. Why do you need boner pills on a sail boat by yourself?

He really likes himself, and wants to prove it to himself?

chunkles · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2013, 06:41:16 AM »

are the ones with Phil Mickelson boner pill ads? I don't know because I'm mesmerized by how much his eyes stay open. It's like one or two blinks at most for each ad.

puniraptor · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2013, 09:31:32 PM »

Horses pulling the pickup out of the mud.

Pete · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2013, 09:34:53 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 16, 2013, 09:31:32 PM

Horses pulling the pickup out of the mud.

Yep.

He KNEW immediately how to fix the problem. If THAT guy is cool with those boner pills, then who the eff are we to question that?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2013, 10:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Pete on February 16, 2013, 09:34:53 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on February 16, 2013, 09:31:32 PM
Horses pulling the pickup out of the mud.

Yep.

He KNEW immediately how to fix the problem. If THAT guy is cool with those boner pills, then who the eff are we to question that?

A bit too subtle for my tastes, in boner pill ads.

Shacks · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2013, 11:06:56 PM »

The dick pump commercial with those pervy looking old dudes really creeps out my girlfriend. One of them looks like a registered sex offender.

MeatSauce · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2013, 11:25:04 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 03, 2013, 08:47:31 AM

I always mix up the ones for boner pills and have to constantly urinate because of old man peen problems ones.

jimmy johnson = boner pills
joe theisman = old man pee problems

favorite of all time = Viva Viagra.

puniraptor · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2014, 08:54:37 PM »

Imma fix this this suspension bridge and get an erection because I am a man at the age of knowing what I want.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2014, 10:09:10 PM »

The tent by the body of water one.

mocat · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2014, 10:11:24 PM »

Definitely the truck pulling a horse trailer gets stuck in the mud, let the horse out, pop a V, horse pulls truck to safety

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2014, 10:14:36 PM »

anyone ever taken a boner pill?

i haven't

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2014, 10:41:08 PM »

"The printing press is broke boss!"
"I got this boys, go ahead and knock off for the night."

Fixes printing press
Smiles to self
Gets firm boner

The Big Train · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2014, 11:20:34 PM »

Quote from: mocat on July 14, 2014, 10:11:24 PM

Definitely the truck pulling a horse trailer gets stuck in the mud, let the horse out, pop a V, horse pulls truck to safety

That's a pretty good one.

"I'm a man!"

Phil Titola · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2014, 11:30:12 PM »

I can only imagine the boner pill ad angle when gE and current generation gets in the market...

- Boots up old dusty PC and gets a login screen....boner time

- Finds the just right wikipedia article to win that internet argument....*booooinnnngg*

- Perfect youtube mix of #LIFE/Bill Walker/FFF .....

manly stuff

slobber · « **Reply #24 on:** July 15, 2014, 11:26:00 AM »

It's Bob Dole. Maybe you younguns don't recall it, but it was basically, "I'm Bob Dole and Bob Dole uses boner pills because Bob Dole is an old man with a mumped up arm and if Bob Dole takes boner pills and tells you Bob Dole takes doner pills then you should take boner pills like Bob Dole and not be ashamed of it. Bob Dole."

Author Topic: Favorite radio/television boner pill ad (Read 2534 times)

The Big Train