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Re: Contacts
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2013, 04:21:06 PM »
Dlew, you have an error on your picks for the ed, you should go and fix it!
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Re: Contacts
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2013, 04:28:57 PM »
I'm blind without my contacts. I had bifocals in 2nd grade and contacts since 4th grade. Before you know it dlew, putting them in will be as easy as wiping your own ass.

Bifocals in 2nd grade? I'm worried that you may be using the word bifocals to mean glasses. But maybe you really had bifocals in 2nd grade or maybe it was hyperbole.
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Re: Contacts
« Reply #52 on: January 31, 2013, 04:49:42 PM »
What if you encountered a really hot flame, and the contacted melted to your eyeballs?
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« Reply #53 on: January 31, 2013, 04:52:57 PM »
Vision problem solved

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #54 on: January 31, 2013, 05:01:57 PM »
hey dlew12 this is seven, i've had glasses since grade school (lol, i don't wear them though cause they broke lol) and i've tried contacts a few times and my eyes are super sensitive and it skeeves me out to have my eye touched so i don't put them in so i just don't wear contacts or my glasses.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #55 on: January 31, 2013, 05:02:28 PM »
What if you encountered a really hot flame, and the contacted melted to your eyeballs?

I actually had to remove my contacts in high school chemistry once because we were working with something that supposedly the vapors would cause soft contacts to fuse to the eyeball.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #56 on: January 31, 2013, 05:34:35 PM »
What if you encountered a really hot flame, and the contacted melted to your eyeballs?

I actually had to remove my contacts in high school chemistry once because we were working with something that supposedly the vapors would cause soft contacts to fuse to the eyeball.

Permanent contact.  Problem solved.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2013, 05:50:58 PM »
I've worn contacts for 17 years.  I've never lost one.  wtf are you guys doing?

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2013, 06:08:45 PM »
Dlew, you have an error on your picks for the ed, you should go and fix it!
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Re: Contacts
« Reply #59 on: January 31, 2013, 06:18:47 PM »
Dlew, you have an error on your picks for the ed, you should go and fix it!
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Re: Contacts
« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2013, 06:20:01 PM »
Been considering getting contacts lately. I've never thought that I've had bad eyes, just that my glasses greatly enhanced my sight. But now I find that when I put on sunglasses, I can't see crap.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2013, 06:21:06 PM »
just get those lenses that change color in the light.

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Re: Re: Contacts
« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2013, 06:24:47 PM »
just get those lenses that change color in the light.

KKK has those, and he looks like a dork.

Also, I like my pair of glasses and my sunglasses. Do you contact people never wear glasses again?

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2013, 07:10:12 PM »
Dlew, have you had the contact dream yet? Just wait for it. You're going to dream about an oversized contact the size of your hand and in the dream you will continue to try to fit it in your tiny little eye. Have fun. It's a rough ridin' disgusting dream.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2013, 08:00:35 PM »
Can anyone beat JCiW/G prescription of -6.75?

Also, why the eff doesn't insurance cover LASIK? Seems like a pretty important aspect of your health to just not cover.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2013, 08:07:16 PM »
20/20 here. feels good.

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« Reply #66 on: January 31, 2013, 08:11:21 PM »
Grats, EB

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #67 on: January 31, 2013, 08:13:13 PM »
i keep wondering when my perfect vision is going to give out. it's going to suck, i'm like really really used to it.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #68 on: January 31, 2013, 08:14:32 PM »
like, not being able to see clearly is such a foreign concept to me.

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #69 on: January 31, 2013, 08:28:41 PM »
Hey guys, Dlew12 here.  Got contact lenses today.  I have kind of small eye openings and it took me prolly an hour to get them in the first time.  It was a pretty miserable experience.  Eyes watering everywhere. 

Will it get better or is this whole little project doomed to fail?  Can't spend an hour every morning shoving these damn things in my face.  Some one tell me it's all going to be okay.

Hey Dlew12...hang in there, man. DNR this thread, because I had worn contacts since I was about 11 years old (I'm 25 now) thus I'm an expert in wearing, storing, and trouble shooting contacts.

Practice makes perfect. You will get better at placing the lens on your eyes. It takes a lot of getting used to. Just wait until the contact decides to slide up your eye and you have to dig it out from under the brow. It sucks and it hurts, but it's part of the deal and it will happen.

You will learn the duration for which contacts are good. For instance, you can't always just wear them for 12 hours and expect your vision to be crystal clear. You will get halos around points of light. The lenses will dry out. When they do it feels extremely painful and you'll want to gouge your eyes out. Sleeping in them? Not for beginners. Another thing to think about is contact solution. There are different brands. Some brands work for different people better than others. Some people are allergic to certain brands.

I could go on, but I won't. I had LASIK about 3 weeks ago and don't have to worry about this crap anymore. I'd recommend it to anyone that has really bad vision. However, contacts served me well for a long time. They are a great alternative to glasses and that's why millions of people wear them.


Let me know if you have any Qs. Again, I am an expert

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« Reply #70 on: January 31, 2013, 08:47:47 PM »
Can anyone beat JCiW/G prescription of -6.75?

Also, why the eff doesn't insurance cover LASIK? Seems like a pretty important aspect of your health to just not cover.
mine does


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« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2013, 08:49:15 PM »
i keep wondering when my perfect vision is going to give out. it's going to suck, i'm like really really used to it.
same, but then I'm reminded how superior my genetic build is and chuckle at my indiscretion

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #72 on: January 31, 2013, 08:51:17 PM »
Can anyone beat JCiW/G prescription of -6.75?

Also, why the eff doesn't insurance cover LASIK? Seems like a pretty important aspect of your health to just not cover.
mine does

I got a 15% discount through VSP. They don't cover more because it's not considered medically necessary

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #73 on: January 31, 2013, 09:48:04 PM »
Hey guys let me know if you need me to use a larger font that your dorkstore eyes can see clearly. Good grief. BTW you can use a tiny font for me if you want because I have 20/15 vision and could read it easily. 

Me too _33, we've been agreeing about a lot today! :D

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Re: Contacts
« Reply #74 on: January 31, 2013, 09:52:42 PM »
thanks for that, Pike.  that was great.  you'll be my number 1 source for contact related matters until further notice*

*like maybe when contact technology advances, then i'll have to talk to a current user.


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