Author Topic: Alabama Cheats (Read 3087 times)

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **on:** January 30, 2013, 10:36:01 PM »

Figured we should have a topic on this Deer Antler stuff. We finally know why they won back 2 back titles. Sorry if me'd

http://fansided.com/2013/01/29/alabama-players-may-have-used-banned-substances-before-2012-national-title-game/

bones129 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2013, 10:47:12 PM »

Quote from: Lucas Scoopsalot on January 30, 2013, 10:36:01 PM

Figured we should have a topic on this Deer Antler stuff. We finally know why they won back 2 back titles. Sorry if me'd

http://fansided.com/2013/01/29/alabama-players-may-have-used-banned-substances-before-2012-national-title-game/

Definitely a "stay tuned" story. Interesting to see where it goes and if The Tide gets rolled.

ednksu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:01:47 PM »

nothing happened to them with all their shady recruitment and over signing activities. Nothing will happen to them now.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:03:12 PM »

Sounds like if anything they were scammed.

"Here's these stickers, they're much better than those Powerbalance bracelets"

Shacks · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:22:43 PM »

SEC teams don't play by the same rulebook as the rest of college football when it comes to the BCS and the NCAA. Look for the NCAA to conveniently look the other way and sweep this one under the rug.

skycat · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:26:06 AM »

Quote

The company, Sports with Alternatives to Steroids or S.W.A.T.S., is run out of the back of a gym near Birmingham.

Seems legit.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2013, 03:03:03 AM »

Damn where can I get some of that deer antler crap?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2013, 06:38:50 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on January 30, 2013, 11:03:12 PM

Sounds like if anything they were scammed.

"Here's these stickers, they're much better than those Powerbalance bracelets"

A sticker that you place over your heart that gives your heart more energy. That's the rough ridin' sales pitch.

MadCat · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2013, 12:15:01 PM »

Here, put one of these stickers on your tongue. Just don't let the flying spiders get you.

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:48:25 PM »

It would probably be really bad for College Football if this were true, but IDC cus I effing hate Alabama and the whole SEC

the KHAN! · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2013, 04:51:22 PM »

Deer Antler extract....

MadCat · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2013, 05:07:48 PM »

As long as cheetah blood is safe, we're good.

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2013, 03:37:12 PM »

The state of Alabama was voted the best place to raise more than 4 kids in the northern hemisphere by a European magazine, called Zing.

kim carnes · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2013, 11:02:37 PM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on February 05, 2013, 03:37:12 PM

The state of Alabama was voted the best place to raise more than 4 kids in the northern hemisphere by a European magazine, called Zing.

oh really?

felix rex · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2013, 12:32:50 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on January 31, 2013, 06:38:50 AM

Quote from: AbeFroman on January 30, 2013, 11:03:12 PM
Sounds like if anything they were scammed.

"Here's these stickers, they're much better than those Powerbalance bracelets"

A sticker that you place over your heart that gives your heart more energy. That's the rough ridin' sales pitch.

This is stuff from the Chinese. So you KNOW it's good. I mean, Chineses are HUGE! That's from eating New Zealand deer antlers for a thousand years ago. Here put this pyramid sticker on your face and winning time!

qatzmanchu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2013, 08:03:36 AM »

Quote from: skycat on January 31, 2013, 01:26:06 AM

Quote
The company, Sports with Alternatives to Steroids or S.W.A.T.S., is run out of the back of a gym near Birmingham.

Seems legit.

Seems kind of dumb to name your company with the illicit drug that you are providing an illicit alternative to. Not even crack dealers would call their comapny "High with Alternatives to Cocaine." Should have tried something generic like BALCO.

puniraptor · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2013, 10:09:16 AM »

i am interested in starting competing sports leagues with no PED rules. National Enhanced Baseball League. probly could overtake mlb in no time.

MadCat · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2013, 04:50:19 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 06, 2013, 10:09:16 AM

i am interested in starting competing sports leagues with no PED rules. National Enhanced Baseball League. probly could overtake mlb in no time.

people would pay good money to watch enhanced freaks

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2013, 06:27:44 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on February 06, 2013, 04:50:19 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on February 06, 2013, 10:09:16 AM
i am interested in starting competing sports leagues with no PED rules. National Enhanced Baseball League. probly could overtake mlb in no time.
people would pay good money to watch enhanced freaks

Huge true.

puniraptor · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2013, 07:10:29 PM »

I'm looking for investors.

wetwillie · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2013, 07:19:02 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 06, 2013, 07:10:29 PM

I'm looking for investors.

Shark Tank

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2013, 01:08:13 AM »

So, this stuff supposedly shouldn't do anything for an athlete's performance. Why did they use it then?

http://news.menshealth.com/deer-antler-spray/2013/02/03/