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Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« on: January 30, 2013, 09:45:24 PM »
He is such a gifted athlete.


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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2013, 09:45:43 PM »
He doesn't make mistakes.
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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2013, 09:47:29 PM »
I can just tell by looking at him that he works really hard.

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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 09:47:55 PM »
u mean he got in after I got up and left?  :cry:
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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2013, 09:49:49 PM »
Stephen Bardo enjoyed those walk-ons getting in on the action, such as Michael Orr--ohhhh, wait...

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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2013, 09:50:40 PM »
Is he #44?  Cause that guy is a damn good garbage minutes guy.

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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 09:52:36 PM »
The next dirk with that kick shot (LIVETRIM!!!!!).

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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 10:01:45 PM »
I've been informed that he is an insanely good relief pitcher. He is not limited to one talent.
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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 10:16:38 PM »
I've been informed that he is an insanely good relief pitcher. He is not limited to one talent.
I bet he is.. :fatty: you see the mug on that kid?
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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2013, 10:31:09 PM »
I can just tell by looking at him that he works really hard.

I'm not so sure about that. 
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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2013, 11:01:11 PM »
I can just tell by looking at him that he works really hard.

I'm not so sure about that.




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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 12:23:10 AM »
I can just tell by looking at him that he works really hard.

I'm not so sure about that.



Imagine that is Schultz, 'cept he has two or three chicks way hotter than young Michelle and he is wearing a Richard Simmons halloween costume.  I saw that dude playing tennis one time in Hutch.  He was using a ping-pong paddle, and he was winning too.  It was nearly 100-degrees out.  He was hardly sweating.  Looked like a movie-star spritzing.
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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 03:09:04 PM »
Never a dull moment in his life. In his "free" time he likes to make scarfs for the elderly.
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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 03:13:49 PM »
Even Orris got a Steal last night.  I'm mean Michael rough ridin' Orris.  Congrats on your 1st contribution of the year. 

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Re: Ryan Schultz-Phenom
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 03:19:08 PM »
Even Orris got a Steal last night.  I'm mean Michael rough ridin' Orris.  Congrats on your 1st contribution of the year.

Take it to the Michael Orris thread, guy.  Ok?  I'd be worried about Schultz getting jealous of you crushing on some other player, but Schultz doesn't get jealous. 
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