Denis Clemente = Cline Steedmen
Luis Colon = Soil Cloun
Jordan Henriquez-Roberts = John "Quarter-sized" Bonerr
Martavious Irving = Viva Pro-Gun Mast II
Wally Judge = La July Wedge
Curtis Kelly = Tucsy Killer
Rodney McGruder = Dodgy McRunreer
Chris Merriewether = Christ Emew Rehirer
Victor Ojeleye = Overy Jet Coil
Jacob Pullen = Po' Cajun Bell
Nick Russell = Cruss Klein
Jamar Samuels = Asa Slujammer
Dominique Sutton = Dont U Question Mi