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Offline Institutional Control

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Celebrity friends
« on: January 30, 2013, 08:12:09 AM »
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.


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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2013, 08:19:35 AM »
prolly zooey deschanel and you would hit it off romantically too amirite?
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2013, 08:22:01 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on January 30, 2013, 08:19:35 AM
prolly zooey deschanel and you would hit it off romantically too amirite?

I've never really heard an interview of her, so I'm not sure.  I mean, I'm sure she would like me because I'm pretty awesome. Whether or not I would like her is the real question.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 08:22:24 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on January 30, 2013, 08:19:35 AM
prolly zooey deschanel and you would hit it off romantically too amirite?

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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2013, 08:25:06 AM »
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2013, 08:35:33 AM »
Ron White.   :cheers:
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 09:07:19 AM »
Quote from: CFoD on January 30, 2013, 08:25:06 AM
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.

no you wouldn't.  he would be full of gopo talking points, and he is probably a huge fan of waters and not #life.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 09:09:56 AM »
Quote from: OK Cat on January 30, 2013, 09:07:19 AM
Quote from: CFoD on January 30, 2013, 08:25:06 AM
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.

no you wouldn't.  he would be full of gopo talking points, and he is probably a huge fan of waters and not #life.

I don't want to believe that.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 09:11:09 AM »
nick swardson, i think.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2013, 09:12:02 AM »
Quote from: CFoD on January 30, 2013, 09:09:56 AM
Quote from: OK Cat on January 30, 2013, 09:07:19 AM
Quote from: CFoD on January 30, 2013, 08:25:06 AM
If I moved to California I'd probably have Stonestreet over every Saturday to watch the Cats.

no you wouldn't.  he would be full of gopo talking points, and he is probably a huge fan of waters and not #life.

I don't want to believe that.

it's very true.  good for stonestreet for making it big, but he's a huge tuck.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2013, 09:14:53 AM »
I would love to have been a hanger-on of Andre the Giant's coattails.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2013, 10:11:06 AM »
no, my real life friends are much cooler than any celebrity I've encountered.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2013, 10:24:52 AM »
Quote from: CFoD on January 30, 2013, 08:12:09 AM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.

Jason Bateman lived for a while in the same building as a girl I was dating.  (He was subletting from Amanda Peet.)  Anyway, the building had a tiny little private elevator that she would occassionaly be on with him.  She said he was very nice and had cute kids, but she never said anything to him.  I suggested she try "Aren't you Justine Bateman's brother?"  Not that I would have ever said that to him myself, without a few drinks in me at least...

Paul Rudd seems cool.  Timberlake seems cool too, but it also seems like it would be hard work hanging out with him.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2013, 10:25:10 AM »
Quote from: michigancat on January 30, 2013, 10:11:06 AM
no, my real life friends are much cooler than any celebrity I've encountered.
yeah I'll go with this. exception being wesley snipes
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2013, 10:26:55 AM »
Quote from: CFoD on January 30, 2013, 08:12:09 AM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.

Jason Bateman wouldn't even take the time to laugh in your rough ridin' face. 
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2013, 10:30:27 AM »
Quote from: michigancat on January 30, 2013, 10:11:06 AM
no, my real life friends are much cooler than any celebrity I've encountered.

This.  Remember that many celebs are just the acting / drama / forensics nerds you probably made fun of in high school all grown up (and rich).
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2013, 10:31:12 AM »
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 30, 2013, 10:26:55 AM
Quote from: CFoD on January 30, 2013, 08:12:09 AM
Ever listen/watch a celebrity interview and think "we would be such BFFs if we ever met"?

I just felt that way after listening to Jason Bateman on Howard Stern.  That guy seems cool as hell. I'm cool as hell. Seems like a match made in heaven.

Jason Bateman wouldn't even take the time to laugh in your rough ridin' face.

Ouch.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2013, 10:32:06 AM »
I feel like I have a lot in common with Beyonce.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2013, 10:33:08 AM »
Actual answer, though, is Lindsay Lohan.  eff the police.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2013, 10:50:25 AM »
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2013, 10:56:38 AM »
I think I would enjoy being bros with the dad from Family Matters, or anyone on Family Matters besides Urkel.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2013, 11:08:08 AM »
Quote from: CartierFor3 on January 30, 2013, 10:56:38 AM
I think I would enjoy being bros with the dad from Family Matters, or anyone on Family Matters besides Urkel.

his name is carl otis winslow.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2013, 11:09:36 AM »
What about when Urkel was the cool Urkel?  Can't remember his name.  That dude was so suave.
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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2013, 11:11:32 AM »
Quote from: treysolid on January 30, 2013, 11:08:08 AM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on January 30, 2013, 10:56:38 AM
I think I would enjoy being bros with the dad from Family Matters, or anyone on Family Matters besides Urkel.

his name is carl otis winslow.

No, his name is Sgt. Al Powell.

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Re: Celebrity friends
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2013, 11:12:36 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 30, 2013, 11:09:36 AM
What about when Urkel was the cool Urkel?  Can't remember his name.  That dude was so suave.

He was a phony. His name was Stephon. 
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