When I look at a map of the US and follow the border of our state of Kansas I see a nearly perfect rendition of the heart and soul of this country. However, good is the worst enemy great. It's not perfect. There's that little itty bitty portion in the northeast that's prevents us from claiming a perfect rectangular shape. Now some of you might like that little imperfection. "It's endearing" you say. But you're wrong. "Well ya Emo EMAW but the river forms a natural boundary there." Still wrong! It's a shot across the bow, a slap in our collective faces at the hands of the Missourah' trash to the east. And they even rub it in our faces naming the river after their crappy state! We won the frickin' war, and to the victors should go the spoils!
So I'd like to discuss how we go about getting that piece added to Kansas. I'd also like to discuss how we deal with the inhabitants of the area. Could they be integrated? There's a good chance they welcome us with open arms, but then there's also a chance they are beyond rehabilitation and might have to be relocated. Obviously there are a lot of socioeconomic and cultural factors at work here. Anyway I leave it to you goEMAW, please don't fail me (us).
