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Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« on: January 28, 2013, 10:25:10 AM »
Chaffing.  Like in the choad area from running or walking a lot.  Is that was Gold Bond is for?


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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 10:26:04 AM »
Chaffing.  Like in the choad area from running or walking a lot.  Is that was Gold Bond is for?

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 10:28:42 AM »
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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 10:34:48 AM »
Compression shorts. I cant run more than 2 miles without them.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 10:36:44 AM »
yeah I love spandex underwear, its all I wear anymore.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 10:42:18 AM »
Compression shorts. I cant run more than 2 miles without them.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 10:44:33 AM »
Chaffing.  Like in the choad area from running or walking a lot.  Is that was Gold Bond is for?



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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 10:46:34 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 10:50:04 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?

chowder on hand then wipe is less messy. It does get all over the floor, though, no matter what you do.

On a related topic, have any of you guys ever had to deal with chafed nipples? That's way worse than chafed thighs, imo. I lost some weight a few years ago and used some of my old baggy shirts to work out in. Never again.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 11:01:04 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?

chowder on hand then wipe is less messy. It does get all over the floor, though, no matter what you do.

On a related topic, have any of you guys ever had to deal with chafed nipples? That's way worse than chafed thighs, imo. I lost some weight a few years ago and used some of my old baggy shirts to work out in. Never again.

x-country in high school...  :frown: it was the worst.
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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 11:05:30 AM »
yeah I love spandex underwear, its all I wear anymore.

i've begun doing this recently as well. kinda scared of diminishing my count ya know  :ohno:
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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 11:08:16 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?

chowder on hand then wipe is less messy. It does get all over the floor, though, no matter what you do.

On a related topic, have any of you guys ever had to deal with chafed nipples? That's way worse than chafed thighs, imo. I lost some weight a few years ago and used some of my old baggy shirts to work out in. Never again.

Supposedly you can put scotch tape on your nips to prevent the chaffage.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 11:09:12 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?

chowder on hand then wipe is less messy. It does get all over the floor, though, no matter what you do.

On a related topic, have any of you guys ever had to deal with chafed nipples? That's way worse than chafed thighs, imo. I lost some weight a few years ago and used some of my old baggy shirts to work out in. Never again.

x-country in high school...  :frown: it was the worst.

Was going into work on short notice for a couple hours and skipped the undershirt with a textured dress shirt.  Considered the ol' band aid on the nipple trick pretty quickly.  Won't make that mistake again.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 11:11:27 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?
It's like deodorant.  Forget the chowder.


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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 11:26:33 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?

chowder on hand then wipe is less messy. It does get all over the floor, though, no matter what you do.

On a related topic, have any of you guys ever had to deal with chafed nipples? That's way worse than chafed thighs, imo. I lost some weight a few years ago and used some of my old baggy shirts to work out in. Never again.


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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2013, 11:32:59 AM »
Remind me again why chaffing is an uncomfortable topic...?

Also, compression shorts are phenomenal. You shouldn't need more than 2 pair assuming your chaffing only occurs when you work out.
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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2013, 11:36:50 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?
It's like deodorant. Forget the chowder.

Regular gold bond is great, but that sounds even greater.  Also, corn starch works like a charm.
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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2013, 11:38:41 AM »
yeah compression shorts and you'll be fine. and then when all of a sudden there are holes in the shorts where the chaffing would have occurred, you'll realize all of the pain you avoided by buying them.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2013, 11:55:07 AM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?
It's like deodorant. Forget the chowder.

Regular gold bond is great, but that sounds even greater.  Also, corn starch works like a charm.

Yeah, a gold bond stick is definitely intriguing. Dlew, does the stick give you a cool, breezy feeling like the chowder does?

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2013, 12:20:01 PM »
Thanks guys.  How do you apply?  Like chowder on hand and then wipe?  Or like shoot it up there with bottle?
It's like deodorant. Forget the chowder.

Regular gold bond is great, but that sounds even greater.  Also, corn starch works like a charm.

Yeah, a gold bond stick is definitely intriguing. Dlew, does the stick give you a cool, breezy feeling like the chowder does?
yes.  it's incredible.  in my time of need, it was probably the most satisfying purchase I've ever made


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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2013, 01:27:14 PM »
Wow.  :excited: I almost wish I were chafed right now just so I could go try out that stick. Almost.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2013, 07:53:18 PM »
God have mercy on you if the compression shorts rip anywhere on a seam if you're in the middle of competition. I was playing tennis in the fall when a pair I had tore high inside my thigh, it was the worst chafe I ever had and my sweat made it worse.

As for gold bond, I put it in my hand and pat. Wiping sounds gross.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2013, 08:26:08 PM »
True story: I had a roommate in college who experienced a sudden onset of what he initially thought was groin area chafing, which he treated with gold bond chowder.  It turns out he wasn't chafed, he had herpes.  The most baffling aspect is that he actually told his three roommates (me included) without provocation or even interest on our part.  Just spilled his beans all over the place one night when we had all gotten back from the bars.  It was like he expected some sort of catharsis, but all he got was a room full of  :sdeek: s.

The look on his face when he realized what a horrific mistake he made was amazing. It was a cross between looking like he was going to be sick and the pain from someone having ripped the hair off his taint.  So great.  For a while after that, one of us would always have a fake disturbing personal revelation to the group upon getting home from the bars.  I think that actually helped to soften the blow as opposed to just pretending like he didn't say that stuff except when other people were over and were like what's going on.

So anyway, based upon my research on the subject there's a strong probability that you have herpes
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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2013, 08:56:34 PM »
What's your "friend's" email?  I can send pics.

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Re: Can we talk about an uncomfortable topic?
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2013, 08:57:22 PM »
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