one time i stayed up all night for some reason and was at some intro to philosophy class at 2:30 the next day in one of the rooms in derby and i was going in and out of consciousness because i was so tired. i texted one of my friends asking him to come pick me up. the text was pretty incomprehensible, something to the effect of "Dave, i'm so tiredineed pick up derbhelp." i remember thinking "there's a 50/50 chance he gets this text message and makes sense of it and picks me up." i decided that if he didn't text me back by the end of the class i was going to go lay down in the grass in the quad and sleep throughout the rest of the afternoon and the night.
anyways, he picked me up.