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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2013, 01:05:44 PM »
Quote from: Pett on January 23, 2013, 12:59:56 PM
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why would a person pick there nose after they just made a basket.. Knowing the camera is going to be on them after they just scored.. If you pay close attention u can see my whole fingernail

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JO seems to be getting a little butthurt, but I agree it was a scratch. :shakesfist:

pick away bro, you earned it.
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2013, 01:07:44 PM »
No, Jo's hands are not fine in the grand context of basketball, but in light of the laundry list of big guys that clams posted, they are above average.  Which is scary in and of itself.

Pro Tip:  Jo travels (changes pivot foot) almost everytime he touches the ball and attempts to make a move of any kind outside of taking it straight up for a shot.  Very common with bigger guys and pretty subtle most of the time.

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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2013, 01:09:51 PM »
fwiw, daryll king (stacy's brother) fits into the 5-18 miscellaneous stud category, losing out the #4 spot to wiley howard
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2013, 01:12:30 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on January 23, 2013, 01:09:51 PM
fwiw, daryll king (stacy's brother) fits into the 5-18 miscellaneous stud category, losing out the #4 spot to wiley howard

Jon Rettiger? He's got to be up there.

And Travis Canby...
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2013, 01:26:26 PM »
What about Dax Jones?
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2013, 01:30:37 PM »
Quote from: kstate4life on January 23, 2013, 11:05:39 AM
Why can't he hold on to the rough ridin' ball! He has to have giant hands, right?  I thought he should have had more TOs, but then I realized most of the time he didn't have possession to turn the ball over in the first place.

Well if your subject is to be believed then maybe he can't hold on because of the butter.  anyone ever think of telling him to use a knife instead of his fingers to spread butter on his role  :dunno:
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2013, 01:35:41 PM »
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2013, 01:37:34 PM »
Quote from: ksu_FAN on January 23, 2013, 01:12:30 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 23, 2013, 01:09:51 PM
fwiw, daryll king (stacy's brother) fits into the 5-18 miscellaneous stud category, losing out the #4 spot to wiley howard

Jon Rettiger? He's got to be up there.

And Travis Canby...

rettiger killed it in practice, not kidding.  but i don't remember him having extraordinarily bad hands.
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2013, 01:39:34 PM »
Michael Beasley had the best hands of any basketball player I have ever seen live.  It was amazing, anything that touched any part of his hand was grabbed cleanly, every single time.
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2013, 03:02:16 PM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on January 23, 2013, 01:39:34 PM
Michael Beasley had the best hands of any basketball player I have ever seen live.  It was amazing, anything that touched any part of his hand was grabbed cleanly, every single time.

Yep.  could also shoot off of any part from the wrist up accurately.  His touch in receiving or shooting is outstanding.
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2013, 04:52:21 PM »
Quote from: sonofdaxjones on January 23, 2013, 01:35:41 PM
Quote from: SleepFighter on January 23, 2013, 01:26:26 PM
What about Dax Jones?

Fantastic Hands

Actually very small hands for his size.  Helluva little league 3B and Tuba player, however.
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Re: JO's Butter Fingers
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2013, 06:14:50 PM »
Quote from: kstate4life on January 23, 2013, 11:05:39 AM
Why can't he hold on to the rough ridin' ball!  He has to have giant hands, right?

if i threw a tennis ball at you, would you find it easier or harder to catch with your miniature hands than if i threw a bball at you?
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