The Unites States of America

[sonofdaxjones]

Only country to use Nuclear Weapons not once, but twice.   Justified it like a boss, to the point many (certainly not all) said/say we had to do it.   (Oh and kept the Ruskies out of Japan by doing it also . . . major boss move)

[sonofdaxjones]

Only superpower to kick a lot of butt, conquer a lot of territory and pretty much give it all back and then rebuild the place.   Even let countries that beat us (because we couldn't get out of own way) be our friend and then we help them out and stuff.

[eastcat]

Once took over Mexico only to give it back so we could eff with it later.

Correction, we only gave them back half. The half that we deemed uninhabitable.

Should have kept all of it. Take Canada too.

[Cartierfor3]

Americans:

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America:



Canada:

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USA:



UK:

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Communism:



Freedom:

[Brock Landers]

More like UNITED STUDS OF BOSSMERICA right??!?

[Cartierfor3]

More like UNITED STUDS OF BOSSMERICA right??!?

Confirmed.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

[steve dave]

my grandfather and his father fought other lesser countries to death to defend my right to pretty much message board and drink and turntable and travel for free all day. amazing how great this country is. let's roll you guys.

[steve dave]

I own a shitload of lawn. I've never personally mowed it but it looks fantastic. eff yeah america.

[steve dave]

I purchased an exorbitant amount of meat and other items to grill in the next two days. 40% of it will go to waste. america.

[steve dave]

when someone says something about us spying on our own citizens we make other pud countries stop planes carrying the president of a different pud country in case it was carrying that guy who said that thing. and they do it. because eff yeah, america. you better rough ridin' do it.

[Pete]

Steve Dave, I'd gladly stand up, next to you, and defend her still today.

[Mr Bread]

If Steve Dave and Pete were defending America from enemies, I'd gladly hold that line.  What a great way to go out.  In Pete's arms while Steve Dave is mowing down commies to avenge me.  Rusty could be there too to get me some water from his canteen before I go and to be contrary one last time. 

[steve dave]

If Steve Dave and Pete were defending America from enemies, I'd gladly hold that line.  What a great way to go out.  In Pete's arms while Steve Dave is mowing down commies to avenge me.  Rusty could be there too to get me some water from his canteen before I go and to be contrary one last time.

man that'd be great

[michigancat]

If Steve Dave and Pete were defending America from enemies, I'd gladly hold that line.  What a great way to go out.  In Pete's arms while Steve Dave is mowing down commies to avenge me.  Rusty could be there too to get me some water from his canteen before I go and to be contrary one last time.

I'm right there with you, my American brother. I'll describe the lush Illinois cornfields and majestic Chicago skyscrapers to make your last thoughts be filled with American grandeur.

[sys]

Once took over Mexico only to give it back so we could eff with it later.

Correction, we only gave them back half. The half that we deemed uninhabitable.

it is some of the most habitable land on earth.

[Brock Landers]

If Steve Dave and Pete were defending America from enemies, I'd gladly hold that line.  What a great way to go out.  In Pete's arms while Steve Dave is mowing down commies to avenge me.  Rusty could be there too to get me some water from his canteen before I go and to be contrary one last time.

The only thing Steve Dave would ever mow is an advancing line of commie bastards. Why? Because America

[RickRampus]

If Steve Dave and Pete were defending America from enemies, I'd gladly hold that line.  What a great way to go out.  In Pete's arms while Steve Dave is mowing down commies to avenge me.  Rusty could be there too to get me some water from his canteen before I go and to be contrary one last time.

can we use assault rifles?

[DQ12]

and the rock-cats red glare, bros

[bubbles4ksu]

Once took over Mexico only to give it back so we could eff with it later.

Correction, we only gave them back half. The half that we deemed uninhabitable.

it is some of the most habitable land on earth.

Not arable(no gardens) and too much UV radiation. America is more habitable and has better laws.

[Dugout DickStone]

I purchased an exorbitant amount of meat and other items to grill in the next two days. 40% of it will go to waste. america.

I own 2 homes, one sits empty but I sleep there when I've partied too much at the PNL and can't drive my car.  Epluribus!

[steve dave]

to the south of us? why, that's mexico. or as my grandfather used to call it "America's bad person". to the north? Canada. which grandpa used to refer to as "America's bad person". god damn America. feels good.