Author Topic: The Unites States of America (Read 17840 times)

AppleJack · « **on:** January 20, 2013, 12:11:45 PM »

So, we started as 13 states (colonies) or whatever. Then we ripped the French off and got a crap ton more land. Then we headed west and found mountains and whatnot. Went OVER the mountains and basically invented California. Man, what a country.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2013, 12:20:31 PM »

Also, we bought Alaska from Russia for essentially 2 cases of vodka.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2013, 12:21:25 PM »

if pete had a thread for peoples/nations that the U.S.A. has blown the faces off of, it would be longer than pete's realignment thread. think about that.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2013, 12:29:54 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2013, 12:35:37 PM »

we got so bored after 100 years we had to go and fight ourselves just to get a challenge.

wetwillie · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM »

Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2013, 12:41:44 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM

Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

AppleJack · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2013, 12:59:23 PM »

Our nations flag has 50 stars on it. Each star represents one of the 50 states. Including Delaware.

eastcat · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2013, 01:08:39 PM »

Once took over Mexico only to give it back so we could eff with it later.

chunkles · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2013, 01:08:53 PM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 20, 2013, 12:29:54 PM

saw this pic and immediately thought it was a perfect

to the previous post.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2013, 01:15:01 PM »

Quote from: chunkles on January 20, 2013, 01:08:53 PM

Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 20, 2013, 12:29:54 PM

saw this pic and immediately thought it was a perfect to the previous post.

EuroCat · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2013, 01:21:27 PM »

We messed with Texas after they got all uppity and made them our bitch.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2013, 01:25:37 PM »

Quote from: EuroCat on January 20, 2013, 01:21:27 PM

We messed with Texas after they got all uppity and made them our bitch.

The United States or K-State?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2013, 02:31:14 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on January 20, 2013, 12:59:23 PM

Our nations flag has 50 stars on it. Each star represents one of the 50 states. Including Delaware.

One of those stars represents Maryland pfft what kinda name is that?

bunch a marys.

EuroCat · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2013, 04:02:09 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on January 20, 2013, 01:25:37 PM

Quote from: EuroCat on January 20, 2013, 01:21:27 PM
We messed with Texas after they got all uppity and made them our bitch.

The United States or K-State?

We're the hand of the United States. Sometimes you gotta backhand to keep bitches in line.

bones129 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2013, 10:42:28 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on January 20, 2013, 12:59:23 PM

Our nations flag has 50 stars on it. Each star represents one of the 50 states. Including Delaware.

And even Iowa.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2013, 10:50:14 PM »

Quote from: bones129 on January 20, 2013, 10:42:28 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on January 20, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
Our nations flag has 50 stars on it. Each star represents one of the 50 states. Including Delaware.

And even Iowa.

did we ever figure out if West Virginia was a state or not?

Pendergast · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2013, 12:54:53 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM

Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

Go eff yourself.

8manpick · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2013, 12:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Pendergast on January 21, 2013, 12:54:53 AM

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

Go eff yourself.

I mean, it did happen... t's and p's pendergast.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2013, 01:52:48 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on January 21, 2013, 12:52:22 PM

Quote from: Pendergast on January 21, 2013, 12:54:53 AM
Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

Go eff yourself.

I mean, it did happen... t's and p's pendergast.

Yeah. It just doesn't get any more boss than killing 2/3 of a tribe with smallpox, then trading them blankets that are covered with measles to kill off 2/3 of the remaining population.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2013, 02:55:48 PM »

Happy Birthday Guys!

puniraptor · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2013, 02:56:28 PM »

pretty 'baller' country, if you ask me

KillaKiowa · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:14:15 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM

Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

Die.

DQ12 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:15:18 PM »

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:42:34 PM »

Quote from: eastcat on January 20, 2013, 01:08:39 PM

Once took over Mexico only to give it back so we could eff with it later.

Correction, we only gave them back half. The half that we deemed uninhabitable.