Author Topic: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style (Read 1702 times)

bones129 · « **on:** January 17, 2013, 11:55:27 PM »

I couldn't decide initially whether to start this thread in the KSU Football forum, or here. Figured here was better.

Question: If you decided to create, participate in the creation of, or acquiesce in the creation of, an imiginary girlfriend for yourself, what would be her attributes?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:11:15 AM »

It would depend on who I'm talking to. The number 1 rule would be to completely one up everybody, no matter what they say.

puniraptor · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:16:04 AM »

DQ12 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:34:10 AM »

Canadian

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:42:08 AM »

She needs to live close enough for your relationship to be believable, but far enough away that your friends won't try to find her. Like if you live in Manhattan, she needs to live at least as far away as Kansas City.

The Big Train · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:52:23 AM »

Huge tits

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:58:06 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on January 18, 2013, 12:52:23 AM

Huge tits

Well, yeah, that goes without saying.

ednksu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2013, 03:25:04 AM »

Bloodfart · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2013, 09:36:43 AM »

"You should see my girlfriend you'd crap yourself."

RickRampus · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2013, 09:38:17 AM »

her Dad is on the Forbes list, and has box seats in the new LHCBSFS

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM »

Lower back tat and a sleeve tat.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:25:53 AM »

Thought I was in the GPC thread title thread for a minute, my mistake!!

CNS · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM

Lower back tat and a sleeve tat.

Nope, Side Tat.

Willesgirl · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:30:44 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM

Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Lower back tat and a sleeve tat.

Nope, Side Tat.

My imaginary girlfriend does not have tattoos. And she wears a scarf all of the time like a Euro soccer fan.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:34:45 AM »

Quote from: Willesgirl on January 18, 2013, 10:30:44 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM
Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Lower back tat and a sleeve tat.

Nope, Side Tat.

My imaginary girlfriend does not have tattoos. And she wears a scarf all of the time like a Euro soccer fan.

Serious replies only, please.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:36:27 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:34:45 AM

Quote from: Willesgirl on January 18, 2013, 10:30:44 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM
Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Lower back tat and a sleeve tat.

Nope, Side Tat.

My imaginary girlfriend does not have tattoos. And she wears a scarf all of the time like a Euro soccer fan.

Serious replies only, please.

Side tat.

Six to midnight.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:47:02 AM »

Sounds like this girl works out a lot too, CNS. You know, one of those girls that wears the sports bra at the gym to show off the side tat. Man, my new gf rocks.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2013, 12:37:29 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 10:47:02 AM

Sounds like this girl works out a lot too, CNS. You know, one of those girls that wears the sports bra at the gym to show off the side tat. Man, my new gf rocks.

Don't start this tattoo crap again

OK_Cat · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2013, 01:17:53 PM »

enjoy the herpes, fellas

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2013, 01:35:50 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 18, 2013, 12:34:10 AM

Canadian

Quote from: The Big Train on January 18, 2013, 12:52:23 AM

Huge tits

I had a one-year long-distance relationship with a gal in Toronto. She was smart, stunningly hot and wanted to sex all the time.

And lordy, in the end I really wish she was imaginary.