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How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« on: January 15, 2013, 11:48:19 PM »
I have/been given 6


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How many Swiss Army Knivies do you have?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 11:49:15 PM »
4 name brand ones. Infinity knockoffs.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knivies do you have?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 11:52:16 PM »

I have two right now. Love 'em. Very useful, almost on a daily basis.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 12:04:53 AM »
Zero knives but I do have one very nice watch.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 12:26:04 AM »
i own nothing swiss...not even their cheese

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 08:05:56 AM »
i have one with my name engraved on it from the factory in Switzerland where they make them.   #fanningbrag

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 08:28:56 AM »
Assuming that we are taking "swiss army knives" to mean anything that is pocket sized and has more than just a knife blade on it, I have like 3 or 4.  If you are meaning the name brand only, I have one.
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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 08:44:33 AM »
none.

I do have this in my nightstand


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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 08:45:21 AM »
got one when i was younger. never used it, not sure where it is now.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2013, 08:49:49 AM »
I do not own a pocket knife of any kind. My grandpa used to give a new Old Timer every year for Christmas.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2013, 09:07:52 AM »
Used to have a few, lost them all I guess.  The last five years I've been gifted three Leatherman's.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2013, 09:09:13 AM »
seems like a pretty pud gift.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2013, 09:10:53 AM »
I'll take a Leatherman over another rough ridin' US highway atlas.  eff I must have like 8 of those things.  I travel a lot so I think people are like "oh I bet he needs a map!"  Lately I've been sneaking them back into other people's vehicles.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2013, 09:12:15 AM »
Bought one when I was 11.  still have it.  use it as a letter opener mostly.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knivies do you have?
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2013, 09:38:31 AM »
4 name brand ones. Infinity knockoffs.

I also have a swiss army back pack.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2013, 09:50:58 AM »
I'll take a Leatherman over another rough ridin' US highway atlas.  eff I must have like 8 of those things.  I travel a lot so I think people are like "oh I bet he needs a map!"  Lately I've been sneaking them back into other people's vehicles.

Seems like GPS has kind of made the Atlas obsolete. 

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2013, 10:03:28 AM »
I'll take a Leatherman over another rough ridin' US highway atlas.  eff I must have like 8 of those things.  I travel a lot so I think people are like "oh I bet he needs a map!"  Lately I've been sneaking them back into other people's vehicles.

Seems like GPS has kind of made the Atlas obsolete.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2013, 03:16:23 PM »
The local liquor store gave out some cheesy Swiss army knives for christmas.  I have two of those.



They look like this.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2013, 03:32:14 PM »
I have a Swiss Army Wallet

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How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2013, 10:19:06 PM »
Do you people work in the outdoors?  I have no need of anything like that. 

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2013, 10:27:54 PM »
To supplement my earlier report, I came across a third Swiss Army knife I have and also have a Swiss Army watch. The watch complements the knives quite well. I am well pleased with this SA assortment and would probably wear a Swiss Army cap if I could find one.

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2013, 11:54:07 PM »
By my count, a knife, backpack, wallet, and watch exist...anyone have a belt to complete the set?

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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2013, 12:01:04 AM »
my dad has given me 3 leatherman's over the last 10 years or so as a christmas present.

i think he just forgets that he has given me one before.  it certainly isn't because i asked for one.
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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2013, 12:40:20 AM »
my very weird father has given me tons of these things. I currently have 0.
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Re: How many Swiss Army Knives do you have?
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2013, 07:09:17 AM »
To supplement my earlier report, I came across a third Swiss Army knife I have and also have a Swiss Army watch. The watch complements the knives quite well. I am well pleased with this SA assortment and would probably wear a Swiss Army cap if I could find one.

Only a KState fan could ''come across" a swiss army watch.   Those things are like $400.  :kstategrad: