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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #300 on: November 25, 2015, 02:32:25 PM »
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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #301 on: November 25, 2015, 02:43:02 PM »
If you have to lay off 40% of your employees you should probably just file for bankruptcy now.

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #302 on: November 25, 2015, 02:43:39 PM »
How does that even happen
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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #303 on: November 25, 2015, 02:44:52 PM »

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #304 on: November 25, 2015, 02:45:27 PM »
If you have to lay off 40% of your employees you should probably just file for bankruptcy now.
Yeah, the company is a disaster. There's no way they make it through 2016. If I'm the other employees staying I start looking for jobs now.

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #305 on: November 25, 2015, 02:47:53 PM »
Sorry to hear. :(

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #306 on: November 25, 2015, 02:54:49 PM »
Sorry to hear. :(
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She's been sort of casually searching for jobs for a few weeks. Has a few interviews lined up for next week already.

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #307 on: November 25, 2015, 03:05:15 PM »
That's good to hear!

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #308 on: November 25, 2015, 03:06:25 PM »
sorry to hear kcfd.  you should let wacky look her resume over.

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #309 on: November 25, 2015, 03:07:52 PM »
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment. 

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #310 on: November 25, 2015, 03:15:55 PM »
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #311 on: November 25, 2015, 03:17:25 PM »
what kind of work does she do?

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« Reply #312 on: November 25, 2015, 03:20:19 PM »
what kind of work does she do?
Marketing/ client management

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« Reply #313 on: November 25, 2015, 03:30:10 PM »
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.

she hired a headhunter? As in gave them money?

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #314 on: November 25, 2015, 03:31:06 PM »
also I have no idea what client manager does. Hopefully there's lots of those jobs in the KC area.

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #315 on: November 25, 2015, 03:34:47 PM »
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.

she hired a headhunter? As in gave them money?

That seemed odd to me too but at least two of the more executive types caught in my layoff did the same thing.  Both are now CEO's so I guess it worked for them. 

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« Reply #316 on: November 25, 2015, 03:39:36 PM »
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.

she hired a headhunter? As in gave them money?
It's based on the salary of the job she lands.

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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #317 on: November 25, 2015, 03:42:59 PM »
also I have no idea what client manager does. Hopefully there's lots of those jobs in the KC area.
From what I understand it's customer service, but the customers are other corporations that are paying you millions of dollars per year.

At this last job she was the "chief engagement officer"  managed the team of people that helped their clients to use their product.

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« Reply #318 on: November 25, 2015, 04:09:13 PM »
i'd say at least 70% of people (in america) have job titles where i can't tell what they do from the title and have no idea how anyone makes money from them doing what they do.
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« Reply #319 on: November 25, 2015, 04:17:02 PM »
i'd say at least 70% of people (in america) have job titles where i can't tell what they do from the title and have no idea how anyone makes money from them doing what they do.
Yup

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« Reply #320 on: November 25, 2015, 04:18:50 PM »
i'd say at least 70% of people (in america) have job titles where i can't tell what they do from the title and have no idea how anyone makes money from them doing what they do.

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« Reply #321 on: November 25, 2015, 04:20:41 PM »
Nothing wrong with hiring a good headhunter.


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Re: Layoffs
« Reply #322 on: November 25, 2015, 07:35:04 PM »
Too bad she's not a dentist.

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« Reply #323 on: November 25, 2015, 07:43:59 PM »
Too bad she's not a dentist.
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« Reply #324 on: November 25, 2015, 08:46:02 PM »
Sorry kcfd. My sister in law was let go this week.