Went to Cabellas for an Xmas giftcard on like the 23rd or something. That place looked like some sort of Redneck DMV. Bubbas sitting down on the floor, clogging up the aisles, etc. All waiting for their name to be screamed out from behind the gun counter to have the redneck on duty sell them a gun. Was amazing. Place smelled like huge amts of body odor slightly veiled by deer urine.
Overheard ppl saying they had been there for hours already.
This was a Friday evening, so all the poors must have just cashed their most recent check(unemployment probs) and push started the old ford to get their doublewide asses to the gun line.