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Oregon Fans
« on: January 04, 2013, 03:18:42 PM »
Anyone else have to deal with completely disrespectful and arrogant fans during the game. Late in the 4th quarter this Oregon gal purposely spilled salsa down my mothers back. I flipped and about beat the hell out if her boyfriend, both were ejected from the game after that happened.


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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 03:21:16 PM »
Worst fan base ever. Today, a dude comes by my office in his duck jersey and says "man, sorry about last night". I wanted to punch him.

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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 03:33:07 PM »
there was 3 duck fans sitting behind us and well, first off the smell was terrible.  it was like when you would throw your brother into the pig slop and then he didn't wash for a week afterwards.  anyway, being a world traveler (aka k-state fan) i realized that there are different societal norms for hygiene around the world and politely didn't mention it so that they wouldn't be embarrassed about their home culture.

i'll tell more later, but i need to spend some time with my family right now.  emaw.
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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 03:37:10 PM »
The Ducks fans were all pretty horrible.  Right after they returned the opening kick for the touchdown, this one Duck fan got in my girlfriend's face about how Chip Kelly was going to prison rape the Jayhawks.  Well, he really kept it up.  Then he started calling Collin Klein "Calvin Klein" and saying things like how Shalin Spanin probably wears the pants in the relationship and making fun of LHC Bill Snyder's teeth.  Well, I had enough after the LHCBS comment, and jumped back and proceeded to rip his pants off and then downsized his face for a good minute in a half while all of his Oregon buddies watched deffenslessly in horror while all the EMAWs cheered me on.  Needless to say, the cops were called and they hauled all the Oregon fans off in our section. 
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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 03:41:48 PM »
The Ducks fans were all pretty horrible.  Right after they returned the opening kick for the touchdown, this one Duck fan got in my girlfriend's face about how Chip Kelly was going to prison rape the Jayhawks.  Well, he really kept it up.  Then he started calling Collin Klein "Calvin Klein" and saying things like how Shalin Spanin probably wears the pants in the relationship and making fun of LHC Bill Snyder's teeth.  Well, I had enough after the LHCBS comment, and jumped back and proceeded to rip his pants off and then downsized his face for a good minute in a half while all of his Oregon buddies watched deffenslessly in horror while all the EMAWs cheered me on.  Needless to say, the cops were called and they hauled all the Oregon fans off in our section.

I'll bet that dude never pulls that crap again.

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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 04:06:06 PM »
Man sounds like you guys most have talked to all 10 Oregon fans that showed up... those 10 sure didn't represent their liberal hippie ass state very good...

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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 04:14:41 PM »
The Ducks fans were all pretty horrible.  Right after they returned the opening kick for the touchdown, this one Duck fan got in my girlfriend's face about how Chip Kelly was going to prison rape the Jayhawks.  Well, he really kept it up.  Then he started calling Collin Klein "Calvin Klein" and saying things like how Shalin Spanin probably wears the pants in the relationship and making fun of LHC Bill Snyder's teeth.  Well, I had enough after the LHCBS comment, and jumped back and proceeded to rip his pants off and then downsized his face for a good minute in a half while all of his Oregon buddies watched deffenslessly in horror while all the EMAWs cheered me on.  Needless to say, the cops were called and they hauled all the Oregon fans off in our section.

You ripped his pants off?

Did I read this right?  :sdeek:

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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 04:19:13 PM »
The Ducks fans were all pretty horrible.  Right after they returned the opening kick for the touchdown, this one Duck fan got in my girlfriend's face about how Chip Kelly was going to prison rape the Jayhawks.  Well, he really kept it up.  Then he started calling Collin Klein "Calvin Klein" and saying things like how Shalin Spanin probably wears the pants in the relationship and making fun of LHC LHC Bill Snyder's teeth.  Well, I had enough after the LHCBS comment, and jumped back and proceeded to rip his pants off and then downsized his face for a good minute in a half while all of his Oregon buddies watched deffenslessly in horror while all the EMAWs cheered me on.  Needless to say, the cops were called and they hauled all the Oregon fans off in our section.

I trust you didn't give him his pants back. Certainly no reason to.

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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 04:22:03 PM »

You ripped his pants off?

Did I read this right?  :sdeek:

You read that right.  Totally depantsed him in front of all the other Ducks to send a message.  No idea if he was wearing underwear.  I was too busy bludgeoning his face with my fists.
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Re: Oregon Fans
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 09:32:31 PM »
They were skinnier overall compared with other fan bases