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"The Weis Plan"
« on: December 31, 2012, 10:32:38 AM »
Quote from: The Phog
Year 1- gut the bad apples, implement real coaching/S&C, play more competitive

Year 2- load up on talented JCs, get a real QB, bear fruits of real S&C, win 5+ games to show marked improvement (possible shtty bowl)

(announce stadium renovations)

Year 3- sell HS kids on improvement and PT with so many Seniors; go bowling. Sign a big time QB (if he's not on campus already)

(complete renovations. No track, square off the bowl, update concourses, etc)

Year 4- Same results win-wise as year 3, but much younger team. Plug a few holes with JCs, but more HS kids for future

Year 5- It's all built, 100% Gill free, 6-8 wins a given. Weis decides if it's his swan song or a couple more years.

Year 6- Weis coaches one more year, mostly because he has found a Reesing with a gun. Balls bounce the right way all year, and we win the North on a tiebreaker. In the Big 12 title game, the 10 point underdog Jayhawks shock the football world when a 85 yard TD drive beats FSU 34-31.
KU is the 3 seed in the BCS playoff, getting a great draw by getting Stanford. KU wins 29-21.
The title game, played in the Rose Bowl, matches KU vs tOSU and first year coach Dave Doeren. Despite being undersized on both lines, KU uses big plays to stay close all night. Down 1 with 48 seconds left, a long punt return gets KU to tOSUs 33. After a holding penalty and 2 incompletions, our QB finds our RS TE for an 11 yard gain, setting up a 50 yard FG. KUs kicker, a Lou Groza award finalist, drills the game winner as time expires. (I miss the end because I'm having a threesome with two 20 yr old Asian chicks. I celebrate later)


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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2012, 10:34:48 AM »
sounds reasonable?

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2012, 10:35:08 AM »
Oh man, its all coming together for them.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2012, 10:37:07 AM »
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Weis will put us back to Futility U
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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2012, 10:37:57 AM »
Monster built

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2012, 10:39:09 AM »
They've got this!  :tsc:

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2012, 10:40:34 AM »
Program is on track...

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2012, 10:41:07 AM »
if he's not on campus already
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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2012, 10:41:50 AM »
They announced renovations awhile ago.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2012, 10:42:47 AM »
They announced renovations awhile ago.

yeah but, they will be totally serious this time. 

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2012, 10:43:38 AM »
Can't understand why they are totally discounting the rebuilding contribution of the preseason best QB in the conference. Especially since he was teamed up with the preseason best coach in the conf.

Baffling.  What more do they want?

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2012, 10:44:57 AM »
What year in the plan is for him to buy a house and move his family to Lawrence. Can't live out of a super 8 for every, can you?
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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2012, 10:45:05 AM »
Can't understand why they are totally discounting the rebuilding contribution of the preseason best QB in the conference. Especially since he was teamed up with the preseason best coach in the conf.

Baffling.  What more do they want?

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they want to beat us.  really bad.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2012, 10:46:45 AM »
What yr was that scheduled to be?

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2012, 10:46:59 AM »
They announced renovations awhile ago.

yeah but, they will be totally serious this time.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2012, 10:49:13 AM »
What yr was that scheduled to be?

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I think "this fall" or "coming soon"  can't remember.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2012, 10:50:58 AM »
Year three, weis drops dead of a massive heart attack. Much more likely.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2012, 10:51:55 AM »
Year three, weis drops dead of a massive heart attack. Much more likely.

no need to be mean.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2012, 10:54:54 AM »
Quote from: The Phog
Year 1- gut the bad apples, implement real coaching/S&C, play more competitive

Year 2- load up on talented JCs, get a real QB, bear fruits of real S&C, win 5+ games to show marked improvement (possible shtty bowl)

(announce stadium renovations)

Year 3- sell HS kids on improvement and PT with so many Seniors; go bowling. Sign a big time QB (if he's not on campus already)

(complete renovations. No track, square off the bowl, update concourses, etc)

Year 4- Same results win-wise as year 3, but much younger team. Plug a few holes with JCs, but more HS kids for future

Year 5- It's all built, 100% Gill free, 6-8 wins a given. Weis decides if it's his swan song or a couple more years.

Year 6- Weis coaches one more year, mostly because he has found a Reesing with a gun. Balls bounce the right way all year, and we win the North on a tiebreaker. In the Big 12 title game, the 10 point underdog Jayhawks shock the football world when a 85 yard TD drive beats FSU 34-31.
KU is the 3 seed in the BCS playoff, getting a great draw by getting Stanford. KU wins 29-21.
The title game, played in the Rose Bowl, matches KU vs tOSU and first year coach Dave Doeren. Despite being undersized on both lines, KU uses big plays to stay close all night. Down 1 with 48 seconds left, a long punt return gets KU to tOSUs 33. After a holding penalty and 2 incompletions, our QB finds our RS TE for an 11 yard gain, setting up a 50 yard FG. KUs kicker, a Lou Groza award finalist, drills the game winner as time expires. (I miss the end because I'm having a threesome with two 20 yr old Asian chicks. I celebrate later)

Skip years 2-5 and go straight to six.  Anybody that thinks the #dreamteam2013 will win less than 10 games next year and go to a BCS bowl obviously doesn't follow college football. 
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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2012, 11:09:02 AM »
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we win the North on a tiebreaker
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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2012, 11:20:02 AM »
Reesing with a gun

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2012, 11:21:31 AM »
Reesing with a gun

the plan:

get a QB better than our best ever QB.

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Re: "The Weis Plan"
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2012, 11:59:31 AM »
The Big XII 'ship game being against FSU was a nice touch.