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Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2013, 10:38:13 PM »
There is going to be some elite level bad uncling in this family. Maybe most elite ever. I mean, Lamar Odom who eats candy at halftime of NBA games just became the "responsible" uncle.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2013, 10:39:48 PM »
There is going to be some elite level bad uncling in this family. Maybe most elite ever. I mean, Lamar Odom who eats candy at halftime of NBA games just became the "responsible" uncle.

I would be a little more concerned about the aunts/cousins here.

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2013, 10:41:49 PM »
Oh man that ass is gonna get HUGE. 

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Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2013, 11:00:06 PM »
There is going to be some elite level bad uncling in this family. Maybe most elite ever. I mean, Lamar Odom who eats candy at halftime of NBA games just became the "responsible" uncle.

I would be a little more concerned about the aunts/cousins here.

Yes. There is gonna be some amazing drunken thanksgiving events here.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2013, 11:43:59 AM »
as soon as baby 'ye pops out, he's going to impregnate all of the nurses.

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #56 on: January 03, 2013, 12:07:53 AM »
I wonder if Kris Jenner (Kardashian) is envious. Just sayin'

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2013, 09:54:51 AM »
they should have kept his mouth wired shut


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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #58 on: January 03, 2013, 03:24:55 PM »
I wonder if Kris Jenner (Kardashian) is envious. Just sayin'

Kris Jenner is hot

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2013, 09:16:01 PM »
Not so fast...seems Kimmie is still married to Kris Humphries, so under Cali law he's the presumed daddy. Kanye will have to prove he delivered the causative loin fruit. Let the fight begin. BTW, is there some K-family rule requiring Kim to see only guys if their names begin with "K"?

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2013, 05:32:49 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
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Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2013, 06:24:24 PM »
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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #63 on: June 21, 2013, 12:50:57 AM »
North West.  :sdeek:

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #64 on: June 21, 2013, 08:37:24 AM »
North West.  :sdeek:

is his middle name Bynorth?

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #65 on: June 21, 2013, 08:45:44 AM »
North West.  :sdeek:

That has to be a rough ridin' joke, right? 

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #66 on: June 21, 2013, 08:54:26 AM »
there are some truly terrible celebrity baby names out there, this only seems medium-bad all things considered.

is kim even kim west yet?  who is she married to at the moment?

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #67 on: June 21, 2013, 08:55:41 AM »
there are some truly terrible celebrity baby names out there, this only seems medium-bad all things considered.

is kim even kim west yet?  who is she married to at the moment?

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #68 on: June 21, 2013, 09:00:31 AM »
That kid eventually will be named Hosie Holomon IV.

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #69 on: June 21, 2013, 09:21:23 AM »
That kid eventually will be named Hosie Holomon IV.

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #70 on: June 21, 2013, 02:19:04 PM »
Can't wait till the day North West tweets: "North West watching North by North West."  What a mind eff that will be.
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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #71 on: June 21, 2013, 02:27:30 PM »
Can't wait till the day North West tweets: "North West watching North by North West."  What a mind eff that will be.

also good to know that he'd be watching the classics.
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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #72 on: June 21, 2013, 02:53:10 PM »
Can't wait till the day North West tweets: "North West watching North by North West."  What a mind eff that will be.

also good to know that he'd be watching the classics.

Very true.  It'd be a boss tweet from an awesome dude.  When you are named after two directions that combine to form one direction, you know your are going to be a freaking stud.  Great name choice.
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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #73 on: June 21, 2013, 02:56:38 PM »
there are some truly terrible celebrity baby names out there, this only seems medium-bad all things considered.

is kim even kim west yet?  who is she married to at the moment?

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Re: Kimye Pregnant!
« Reply #74 on: June 21, 2013, 03:10:53 PM »
Kris Hump needs to stop being a pussy and claim custody of Kanye's baby then.