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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2014, 12:55:58 AM »
2014 bitches!!! Haven't had pop in a week. I haven't drank coffee in couple years either, so therefore I haven't had any caffeine in a week (I guess I could drink tea). I feel like I'm going to spaz out and die. Ts and Ps to any of you other gE bros who are doing something that sucks this year (by year, I mean like for another week).
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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2017, 06:47:02 PM »
2016 resolutions have been finalized:

slam dunk a basketball (5 years running)
read 10 books
invent something that hasn't already been invented (non-food)
snowboard
grow a beard again

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2017, 07:01:54 PM »
Bro can u even touch the rim?

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2017, 07:20:19 PM »
Bro can u even touch the rim?

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2017, 08:27:59 PM »
Not really a resolution, but a goal.

1000 hours of live casino poker.

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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2017, 08:35:22 PM »
i'm not going to black out this year

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2017, 10:17:21 PM »
less q-tip use


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New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2017, 10:23:11 PM »
Not really a resolution, but a goal.

1000 hours of live casino poker.

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That is like 11% of the entire year
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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2017, 10:48:47 PM »

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2017, 07:32:39 AM »
My gym is so full at 5:30am that it is borderline unsafe.   :shakesfist: 


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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2017, 08:48:38 AM »
I always get annoyed but then tell myself that it will just be another week until they start thinning out.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2017, 08:56:12 AM »
Be happy for people for working out.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2017, 09:15:25 AM »
2016 resolutions have been finalized:

slam dunk a basketball
I'm gonna make this happen this year. Lets stay on each other raptor

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2017, 09:17:34 AM »
Be happy for people for working out.

Well, yeah.  I mean, they are just trying to do what I am trying to do.  Still frustrating, though.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2017, 09:21:03 AM »
other cars being on the road on the way to the gym pisses me off more

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2017, 06:42:27 PM »
Not really a resolution, but a goal.

1000 hours of live casino poker.

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That is like 11% of the entire year

It's a significant commitment, but I generally enjoy my time playing. It helps that the room runs nearly 24/7.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2017, 06:58:47 PM »
I love poker and won a lot for our honeymoon, but I don't have the patience for it now after getting married and being on the clock of when I'll get home, by the Mrs

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2017, 01:51:50 PM »
Getting married shouldn't mean giving up something you love. Unless it's other chicks. 

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2017, 07:29:58 PM »
Wacky,  you have more time now than you ever will again until you retire.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2017, 11:55:34 AM »
less q-tip use

still going strong! zero use since this post.

http://time.com/4290668/q-tip-ear-wax-removal/

it's a very tough challenge, who doesn't love a good q-tip session?



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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2017, 12:11:42 PM »
One time my dad went to the doctor and they told him his hearing was bad because he had too much wax built up in his ears; so I don't believe them when they say you should not clean the wax out of your ears.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2017, 12:13:06 PM »
I don't like q-tips, but those scoop things are amazing
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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2017, 12:17:50 PM »
A friend thought his dog was deaf but really his ears were just clogged with wax.

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Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2013
« Reply #49 on: January 19, 2017, 12:19:17 PM »
I'm drinking much less during the week and smoking less heaters these days, guys. :cheers: