Author Topic: goEMAW's Little Rascals (best stories of gettin in troubs) (Read 11914 times)

AppleJack · « **Reply #25 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:28:36 AM »

3rd grade field trip to the KC Symphony. I stood on my seat and started booing loudly. Had to sit next to the principal on the bus ride home. My dad had to come meet with the principal and I after school and I asker her if she wanted "a knuckle sandwich".

Bloodfart · « **Reply #26 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:30:23 AM »

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **Reply #27 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:34:40 AM »

Flicked a paper football off the very top of the Topeka capital building in 3rd grade. Some other little kid dropped a dime on me, got lectured that I "could've killed someone" and had to have a parent teacher conference.

Middle School Foods class: Filled a drawer with water (by lining it with plastic wrap) motioned the teacher over and said, "open the drawer quick there is something in there!" (Teacher jerks drawer open, gets water all over self).

While teacher was doing the demonstration on how to prepare the day's food, I distracted her while a buddy switched the egg with a ceramic egg. She tried and tried to crack it before she caught on.

I spent a lot of time in ISS (In School Suspension)

Bloodfart · « **Reply #28 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:35:34 AM »

In 3rd grade me and my bff would convince girls to lift their skirt. IDK why we did this because we would just run away laughing and screaming GROOOOOSSSS!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #29 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:36:49 AM »

Quote from: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on December 28, 2012, 10:34:40 AM

Flicked a paper football off the very top of the Topeka capital building in 3rd grade. Some other little kid dropped a dime on me, got lectured that I "could've killed someone" and had to have a parent teacher conference.

Middle School Foods class: Filled a drawer with water (by lining it with plastic wrap) motioned the teacher over and said, "open the drawer quick there is something in there!" (Teacher jerks drawer open, gets water all over self).

While teacher was doing the demonstration on how to prepare the day's food, I distracted her while a buddy switched the egg with a ceramic egg. She tried and tried to crack it before she caught on.

I spent a lot of time in ISS (In School Suspension)

Very Jim Halpert-ish

8manpick · « **Reply #30 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:41:21 AM »

Was ignoring my kindergarten teacher and talking to my bros during story time. Kindergarten teacher was a sweet old lady and when she told me to get up and wait in the hall, I stood up and caller her a "dumb bitch."

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #31 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:43:32 AM »

TRUE STORY that somewhat relates to this thread. At a fraternity convention in New Orleans, I got pak'd on bourbon street with Porky of the little rascals, a member of the same house at OU.

j-dub · « **Reply #32 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:45:33 AM »

was 8 or 9. told a girl if she showed me hers, i would show her mine

she went first. i got a long look. then i ran like hell

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:46:30 AM »

Quote from: j-dub on December 28, 2012, 10:45:33 AM

was 8 or 9. told a girl if she showed me hers, i would show her mine

she went first. i got a long look. then i ran like hell

Hmm, sounds like this post should go in the dating thread.

SabiNation · « **Reply #34 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:47:46 AM »

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:48:05 AM »

When Jackass was popular my friends and I started making our own videos. We were only 14, but decided we should hit one of our friends with a truck. We did, and he jumped on top and shattered the windshield. We told his/our parents that we were jumping on the trampoline (they kept the truck in the backyard since nobody drove it at the time) and one of us got pushed onto the windshield of the truck. They found out what really happened a few days later because my friend's little sister found out and told them. Still have the video of it to this day.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #36 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:48:51 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on December 28, 2012, 10:46:30 AM

Quote from: j-dub on December 28, 2012, 10:45:33 AM
was 8 or 9. told a girl if she showed me hers, i would show her mine

she went first. i got a long look. then i ran like hell

Hmm, sounds like this post should go in the dating thread.

j-dub · « **Reply #37 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:49:41 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on December 28, 2012, 10:48:51 AM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on December 28, 2012, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: j-dub on December 28, 2012, 10:45:33 AM
was 8 or 9. told a girl if she showed me hers, i would show her mine

she went first. i got a long look. then i ran like hell

Hmm, sounds like this post should go in the dating thread.

way to go cfor3. you dumbass.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #38 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:54:35 AM »

in highschool a friend once lit a paper airplane on fire and then threw it across the classroom. the teacher (substitute) saw it and was like "what the hell was that". friend without missing a beat says "not my fault. the fuselage caught on fire".

have roughly a billion similar stories but that one is still just hilarious to me.

asava · « **Reply #39 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:55:27 AM »

Would regularly throw snow balls at cars from a ditch near my house with 6-8 other kids. One time I threw a beauty, lead the car and everything, the snowball to exploded all over the windshield. The car throws on his brakes, everyone scatters (this was a large ditch). We are all hiding and watching and notice it was a policeman in uniform. He stands at the edge of the road and spotted our bikes which we thought were tucked away. He grabs several of the bikes and holds them ransom, so a few of us go out. Needless to say, I was grounded.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #40 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:56:47 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on December 28, 2012, 10:54:35 AM

in highschool a friend once lit a paper airplane on fire and then threw it across the classroom. the teacher (substitute) saw it and was like "what the hell was that". friend without missing a beat says "not my fault. the fuselage caught on fire".

Interesting, I thought these were personal stories. I think we could all tell stories about things that randos in our high school did.

I mean, if I had to guess, I'd guss that rick daris was a kissass who never got in troubs, but still laughed at the things his friends did and wished he could be more like them.

j-dub · « **Reply #41 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:57:30 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on December 28, 2012, 10:56:47 AM

Quote from: rick daris on December 28, 2012, 10:54:35 AM
in highschool a friend once lit a paper airplane on fire and then threw it across the classroom. the teacher (substitute) saw it and was like "what the hell was that". friend without missing a beat says "not my fault. the fuselage caught on fire".

Interesting, I thought these were personal stories. I think we could all tell stories about things that randos in our high school did.

I mean, if I had to guess, I'd guss that rick daris was a kissass who never got in troubs, but still laughed at the things his friends did and wished he could be more like them.

asava · « **Reply #42 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:58:12 AM »

Was moonin some cars on a very busy street about 6 blocks from my house. One guy did not appreciate it at all. Ran through the neighborhoods. Kept seeing his car as we would cross a street. He hunted us. The chase went on for a good 30 minutes. Eventually wound up getting caught. That's a paddlin.

asava · « **Reply #43 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:59:45 AM »

Baby asava in a 'straunt eating spaghetti. Dude kept making faces at me. Launched plate of spaghetti over my head and onto the face maker. Don't mess w/ me during spaghetti time.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #44 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:00:21 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on December 28, 2012, 10:56:47 AM

Quote from: rick daris on December 28, 2012, 10:54:35 AM
in highschool a friend once lit a paper airplane on fire and then threw it across the classroom. the teacher (substitute) saw it and was like "what the hell was that". friend without missing a beat says "not my fault. the fuselage caught on fire".

Interesting, I thought these were personal stories. I think we could all tell stories about things that randos in our high school did.

I mean, if I had to guess, I'd guss that rick daris was a kissass who never got in troubs, but still laughed at the things his friends did and wished he could be more like them.

actually i was quite the hilarious prankster. easily top 5%. i just never got caught and this thread is about people who did.

except that time my senior year when some friends and i got pulled over on I-70 and frisked at gun point by seven cop cars. but even then we didn't get in troubs so idk.

asava · « **Reply #45 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:05:00 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on December 28, 2012, 10:48:05 AM

When Jackass was popular my friends and I started making our own videos. We were only 14, but decided we should hit one of our friends with a truck. We did, and he jumped on top and shattered the windshield. We told his/our parents that we were jumping on the trampoline (they kept the truck in the backyard since nobody drove it at the time) and one of us got pushed onto the windshield of the truck. They found out what really happened a few days later because my friend's little sister found out and told them. Still have the video of it to this day.

Very similar experiences. Those CKY videos really led to a lot shenanigans.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #46 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:06:32 AM »

Freshman year of high school, we had a 16 man "pussy bracket", to see who could get the most slizz. I wasn't a part of it (because I'm a rough ridin' loser), but the guys who got caught totally got suspended for like 3 days.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #47 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:13:54 AM »

Quote from: asava on December 28, 2012, 10:58:12 AM

Was moonin some cars on a very busy street about 6 blocks from my house. One guy did not appreciate it at all. Ran through the neighborhoods. Kept seeing his car as we would cross a street. He hunted us. The chase went on for a good 30 minutes. Eventually wound up getting caught. That's a paddlin.

throwing snowballs at cars when about 16. hit one. two huge guys jump out and start coming for us. we ran behind a school and hid out for a few minutes and then came back out when we thought it was safe. apparently it wasn't because as soon as we turned the corner there they were walking right towards us. quick thinking but scared silly daris says "hey. are you the guys that just threw a big chunk of ice at our car?" they were all "hell no and we kind of think it was you guys". mexican standoff that finally ends with all of us joining forces to look for the people throwing snow for a good 15 minutes before each going our own ways.

asava · « **Reply #48 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:15:44 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on December 28, 2012, 11:13:54 AM

Quote from: asava on December 28, 2012, 10:58:12 AM
Was moonin some cars on a very busy street about 6 blocks from my house. One guy did not appreciate it at all. Ran through the neighborhoods. Kept seeing his car as we would cross a street. He hunted us. The chase went on for a good 30 minutes. Eventually wound up getting caught. That's a paddlin.

throwing snowballs at cars when about 16. hit one. two huge guys jump out and start coming for us. we ran behind a school and hid out for a few minutes and then came back out when we thought it was safe. apparently it wasn't because as soon as we turned the corner there they were walking right towards us. quick thinking but scared silly daris says "hey. are you the guys that just threw a big chunk of ice at our car?" they were all "hell no and we kind of think it was you guys". mexican standoff that finally ends with all of us joining forces to look for the people throwing snow for a good 15 minutes before each going our own ways.

that is slick as eff.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #49 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:31:18 AM »

In 5th grade the whole class was giving the substitute teacher a hard time. The teacher thinking he would quash this crap singles out Bloodfart to come to the front and take over teaching class. I was crapping my pants walking to the front of the room trying to think of what I would say. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightning. I get up there and turn to the class and say "well looks like we've done enough today so lets go to recess." That's when I really crap my pants. The whole class gets up and goes out side. I was in the deepest crap of my life but a legend for the rest of my grade school career.