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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2012, 12:59:27 PM »
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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2012, 12:59:52 PM »
That is awesome!!!  :lol:

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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2012, 01:09:02 PM »
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illest juice footbizzle wit juice toss, n' 2 big-ass pass skits ta Lockett.

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I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2012, 01:09:55 PM »
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Unless yo ass is under tha age of 20, mad patient, blacked out, and creepy…don’t rap ta freshman.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2012, 01:12:47 PM »
omfg  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2012, 01:13:08 PM »
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But eff dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat K-State used a funky-ass big-ass run from Hubert ta set tha tone of what tha eff was ta come up in tha 2nd half.

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This is da most thugged-out elitist, condescending, uppitizzle post I’ve eva read. Y'all KNOW dat crap, muthafucka! As a alumni, I’m ashamed dat it’s associated wit KSU.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2012, 01:18:03 PM »
Whether yo ass is biggin' up on tha plainz of kansas, and tha mountainz of uptown carolina, sit back n' gots a cold-ass lil cold one todizzle n' be proud as a muthafucka of yo ass. yo ass be a cold-ass lil pussaaaaay footbizzle fan, n' there is not a god damn thang mo' betta on tha earth.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2012, 01:20:30 PM »
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Hubert’s big-ass run ta start tha half, a freshly smoked up twist on speed option, illest juice footbizzle wit juice toss, n' 2 big-ass pass skits ta Lockett.

Need this scheme in the play book before the bowl game.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2012, 01:20:49 PM »
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Klein’s initial drop ta tha hand off helps push tha juice run behind Milla yo, but Wilson be already routin from his thugged-out lil' phat offset alignment toward tha weakside.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2012, 01:23:09 PM »
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Klein’s initial drop ta tha hand off helps push tha juice run behind Milla yo, but Wilson be already routin from his thugged-out lil' phat offset alignment toward tha weakside.

_fan frames never sounded so great!

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2012, 01:27:48 PM »
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I ludd frank when he supa pissed i ludd his ass more.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2012, 01:28:13 PM »
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YOU GUYS AINT GOTTA AGREE WITH MY THINKIN, BUT YOU BOY TRIM NOSE I NO WHAT I NO !!, muthafucka! I TOLD HIM WHO THE FINALIST WAS FOR YOU BASKETBALL JOB AND I KNEW SNOOPY D-O-DOUBLE-GIZZLE WAS LEAVING LONG BEFORE YOU KIDS DID...

I NO ALOT ABOUT THE WORLD

THE REASON I PUT KANSAS STATE IN ANOTHER CONFRANCE IS FOR ONE, SO THEY COULD COMPETE AND WIN A TITLE.....DONT CRY ABOUT IT.. THE BIG 12 IS STILL ON SHAKY GROUND EVEN THOUGH NO ONE REALLY TALKIN BOUT IT NO MORE..

AND I AINT NO eff NUT FROM ARKANSAS EITHER

AND U CAN FLUSH THE TOILET ON ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE WHAT I HAVE SO IT DONT EVEN MATTER

I GOT 6 DAGREES FROM COLLEGES SO I AINT NO DUMMY..SAY WHAT YOU SAY AND DO WHAT YOU DO BUT IT DONT MATTER !!!

wow, the ed survives nearly totally intact.

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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2012, 01:29:27 PM »
bowl games!

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Date   Game   Matchup
Dec. 15   Hyped Idaho Potato   No. 18 Utah State (10-2) vs. Toledo (9-3)
Dec. 15   New Mexico   Nevada (7-5) vs fo' realz. Arizizzlea (7-5)
Dec. 20   Poinsettia   BYU (7-5) vs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. San Diego State (9-3)
Dec. 22   New Orleans   Eastside Carolina (8-4) vs. Louisiana-Lafayette (8-4)
Dec. 24   Hawaii   Fresno State (9-3) vs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SMU (6-6)
Dec. 26   Little Caesars Pizzy   Central Michigan (6-6) vs. Westsideside Kentucky (7-5)
Dec. 27   Military   No. 24 San Jose State (10-2) vs. Bowlin Chronic(8-4)

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2012, 01:33:21 PM »
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YOU GUYS AINT GOTTA AGREE WITH MY THINKIN, BUT YOU BOY TRIM NOSE I NO WHAT I NO !!, muthafucka! I TOLD HIM WHO THE FINALIST WAS FOR YOU BASKETBALL JOB AND I KNEW SNOOPY D-O-DOUBLE-GIZZLE WAS LEAVING LONG BEFORE YOU KIDS DID...

I NO ALOT ABOUT THE WORLD

THE REASON I PUT KANSAS STATE IN ANOTHER CONFRANCE IS FOR ONE, SO THEY COULD COMPETE AND WIN A TITLE.....DONT CRY ABOUT IT.. THE BIG 12 IS STILL ON SHAKY GROUND EVEN THOUGH NO ONE REALLY TALKIN BOUT IT NO MORE..

AND I AINT NO eff NUT FROM ARKANSAS EITHER

AND U CAN FLUSH THE TOILET ON ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE WHAT I HAVE SO IT DONT EVEN MATTER

I GOT 6 DAGREES FROM COLLEGES SO I AINT NO DUMMY..SAY WHAT YOU SAY AND DO WHAT YOU DO BUT IT DONT MATTER !!!

wow, the ed survives nearly totally intact.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2012, 01:42:47 PM »
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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2012, 02:04:26 PM »
dax - panj fights just got way more awesome

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Ya know what tha eff straight-up helps up corners n' tha secondary up in general?

A phat interior D-Line.   

Passin game . . . tha reasons why is obvious.   Hustlin game . . . it saves wear n' tear on yo' secondary when yo' front pimps can snuff tha hustlin game.

DB's ludd comin on blitzes when they know tha O-Line, n' RB's have ta worry bout tha front 4.   

Crazy, crazy-ass concept.   Panj, you're soundin mo' like Wabash Station material, must say, I'm kind of pissed tha eff off.

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Dax, I'm aware of all of this.

This isn't Wabash Stationy logic.  I'm just spittin some lyrics ta you what tha eff I've observed.

Yo ass know as well as every last muthafuckin muthafucka dat JUCO recruitin can be a straight-up quick, bidnizz like arrangement.  There don't have ta be a shitload of courting, especially up in January.  If they mine they contacts n' git some pimps they're interested in, visits is ghon be set up shortly afta tha Fiesta Bowl, n' they'll find some muthafucka comparable ta Lutui n' Boyd.

There is goin ta be pimps dat JUCO coaches is high on dat aren't gettin looks fo' one reason and another.  Some of it is probably grades.

Da coaches is already goin ta be up in Arizizzlea afta tha Fiesta Bowl.  My fuckin guess is dat nuff muthafuckin of em aint gonna be goin home afta tha Fiesta Bowl.  They'll be up in Arizizzlea n' Cali tryin ta find a gangbangin' few pimps n' set up visits fo' January.

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Re: gizoogle.net
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2012, 02:10:28 PM »
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Just wonderin what tha eff you pimps be thinkin bout playin Arkansas.  I don't know anythang bout em but I be thinkin they're considered "small time" as it relates ta tha college footbizzle ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. 

I be worried dat gangstas will associate em when they be thinkin bout KSU footbizzle n' I'd don't give a eff bout ta hurt our nationistic brand/image.  Our thugged-out asses have tha second most recognizable program behind Notre Dame n' I don't wanna tarnish dat crap.
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« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2012, 02:10:41 PM »
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fgoemaw.com%2Fforum%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D25408.0&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

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My fuckin lil pimp started goin down on tha rang stack pole.

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« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2012, 02:13:57 PM »
That site was funny when facebook added pirate english as a language option.

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« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2012, 02:17:01 PM »
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As a playa there aint a funky-ass mo' betta feelin than watchin tha joy of yo' lil pimps & gang openin tha gifts dat Gangsta brought them