Author Topic: Massages (Read 7681 times)

kougar24 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 28, 2010, 12:55:06 PM »

My wife got me an hour massage for my bday just a couple weeks ago, actually. I'm pretty stoked about it; did the couples massage thing on our honeymoon and I've gotta tell ya: it was great.

ltrain · « **Reply #26 on:** January 28, 2010, 03:18:42 PM »

Wife and I were comp'd a couple on our honeymoon due to some 'problems" we were having with our rooms (our first room had no hot water and a large cockroach in the bathroom, our second room was alredy occupied by a naked woman changing into a bathing suit and her very VERY angry husband). I gotta say...I didn't really like it. Coulda been the masseuse

slimz · « **Reply #27 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:08:50 PM »

I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.

You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc.

kougar24 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:18:45 PM »

Quote from: slimz on January 28, 2010, 08:08:50 PM

I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.

You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc.

How many ways are there to "flash" a credit card? Upside down? Angled? Flex it a few times before handing it over?

slimz · « **Reply #29 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:21:58 PM »

Quote from: kougar24 on January 28, 2010, 08:18:45 PM

Quote from: slimz on January 28, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.

You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc.

How many ways are there to "flash" a credit card? Upside down? Angled? Flex it a few times before handing it over?

They were using cash.

kougar24 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:53:39 PM »

Quote from: slimz on January 28, 2010, 08:21:58 PM

Quote from: kougar24 on January 28, 2010, 08:18:45 PM
Quote from: slimz on January 28, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.

You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc.

How many ways are there to "flash" a credit card? Upside down? Angled? Flex it a few times before handing it over?

They were using cash.

Yeah, I know, but how relevant is that in real life? I mean, who carries cash around anymore?

sys · « **Reply #31 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:09:36 PM »

Quote from: kougar24 on January 28, 2010, 08:53:39 PM

Yeah, I know, but how relevant is that in real life? I mean, who carries cash around anymore?

married guys paying for sexual favors?

slimz · « **Reply #32 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:41:36 PM »

In my neck of the woods they get paid in roses.

theKSU · « **Reply #33 on:** January 29, 2010, 01:07:29 AM »

I had my first massage this year--actually right before the first football game. Was going back to Kansas the next day and I couldn't walk because my hammys were so stiff and my back was killing me. Got a little nervous in the waiting area that they had one girl walking around who was 250lbs+. Ended up with a cute masseuse, and the results were nothing short of amazing. I was able to walk and enjoy the weekend.

If/when I can afford it I'll get more, probably in the summer when I'm riding my bike more. I went with the boxers, but I suppose freeballing would be acceptable. Afterwards you smell and feel kind of weird from all the lotion.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #34 on:** January 29, 2010, 10:56:01 AM »

Getting another one this tuesday because they mailed me a 10 dollar off coupon

pissclams · « **Reply #35 on:** January 29, 2010, 11:04:39 AM »

I don't even like reading this friggin' thread, disgusting.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #36 on:** January 29, 2010, 11:09:20 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 29, 2010, 11:04:39 AM

I don't even like reading this friggin' thread, disgusting.

< me on tuesday super relaxed after an hour long massage and where the hell is the :gaucho:guy (sp)

wires · « **Reply #37 on:** January 30, 2010, 12:27:11 PM »

My wife is a massage therapist. I got a massage one time by one of her students, when she was teaching, and I left just my boxer briefs on. I was not sure what protocol was, but she later made fun of me for wearing them. So, I guess nude is the way to go. I really am not into getting massages though. I just can't relax. Happy ending has been achieved though!d

sys · « **Reply #38 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:10:38 PM »

Quote from: wires on January 30, 2010, 12:27:11 PM

My wife is a massage therapist.... Happy ending has been achieved though!d

i can't imagine any scenario that justifies you being happy about happy endings.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #39 on:** January 31, 2010, 10:20:16 AM »

Quote from: wires on January 30, 2010, 12:27:11 PM

My wife is a massage therapist. I got a massage one time by one of her students, when she was teaching, and I left just my boxer briefs on. I was not sure what protocol was, but she later made fun of me for wearing them. So, I guess nude is the way to go. I really am not into getting massages though. I just can't relax. Happy ending has been achieved though!d

wires,

are you jeff wires? i bet you are. great play that one time when you jumped up and stole that ball ball mid layup. welcome to the board. i liked you better than henson fwiw.

AppleJack · « **Reply #40 on:** April 18, 2012, 04:14:54 PM »

60 minute'r tonight. Really looking forward to this one.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 18, 2012, 04:17:33 PM »

I've only had one, and I kept drifting in and out of sleeping. Which is fine, it just sucks that I woke myself up snoring a couple of times. Not like heavily snoring, just kind of the mix of heavy breathing and snoring, like a fat kid does when he thinks about a cupcake.

michigancat · « **Reply #42 on:** April 18, 2012, 04:19:23 PM »

Quote from: Jeffy on January 27, 2010, 04:00:10 PM

Had one in Hot Springs, Arkansas, along with one of the hot springs baths.

LOL, what a jeffy post. You know he paid cash.

steve dave · « **Reply #43 on:** April 18, 2012, 04:29:04 PM »

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #44 on:** April 18, 2012, 04:53:48 PM »

Have a certificate good for half hour massage at a place here in Wichita. I've had it for over a year, so its probably expired. Never made time to use it.

CNS · « **Reply #45 on:** April 18, 2012, 04:56:10 PM »

I had my first one last summer. Didn't see what the big deal was. Wouldn't do it again unless it was for injury issues. Maybe my masseuse sucked?

Shacks · « **Reply #46 on:** April 18, 2012, 06:44:47 PM »

Quote from: slimz on January 28, 2010, 08:08:50 PM

I know someone who works at the CA's here in JoCo. Haven't been in yet, though.

You guys ever seen "Manswers" on Spike? I happened by one night when a "Best of" episode was on, and they were discussing how to get a "special" massage. Evidently, there are code words and stuff you have to use, certain ways to flash your money, etc.

Stumbled across this site while surfing the web a few days ago. I've never got a happy ending massage, but if anyone wants to know how to get one go to the link.

http://happyendingz.blogspot.com/

stunted · « **Reply #47 on:** April 19, 2012, 09:21:05 PM »

In China I went to a legit massage place. Asked for Japanese massage. Started off normal, but then she starts tickling me. I thought she was joking around, but turns out the Japanese massage is all tickling. Asked for her to give me a normal massage, she then massages me to where it is half pain and half ticklish. Did not like.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #48 on:** April 19, 2012, 09:28:15 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on April 18, 2012, 04:56:10 PM

I had my first one last summer. Didn't see what the big deal was. Wouldn't do it again unless it was for injury issues. Maybe my masseuse sucked?

deep tissue is pretty nice

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