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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #725 on: September 02, 2015, 08:48:41 AM »
i just drove through going north on 169. sad, sad city

You drove by the worst part. Well, I can't really think of a "good" part either, but the east side is the saddest part.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #726 on: September 02, 2015, 08:59:19 AM »
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mrs gooch's love of young adult post apocalyptic fiction started at an early age, when she was raised in the young adult post apocalyptic fictional real town of coffeyville, kansas

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #727 on: September 02, 2015, 09:17:34 AM »
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mrs gooch's love of young adult post apocalyptic fiction started at an early age, when she was raised in the young adult post apocalyptic fictional real town of coffeyville, kansas

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #728 on: September 02, 2015, 09:26:47 AM »
i just drove through going north on 169. sad, sad city

You drove by the worst part. Well, I can't really think of a "good" part either, but the east side is the saddest part.

One time I got drunk and lost in Coffeyville and found a pretty nice neighborhood on the far west/northwestish part of town, possibly out of the city limits, tho.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #729 on: September 02, 2015, 09:35:36 AM »
i just drove through going north on 169. sad, sad city

You drove by the worst part. Well, I can't really think of a "good" part either, but the east side is the saddest part.

One time I got drunk and lost in Coffeyville and found a pretty nice neighborhood on the far west/northwestish part of town, possibly out of the city limits, tho.

Yeah that's near the Country Club, outside of the city limits.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #730 on: September 13, 2015, 10:06:26 AM »

i just drove through going north on 169. sad, sad city

You drove by the worst part. Well, I can't really think of a "good" part either, but the east side is the saddest part.

One time I got drunk and lost in Coffeyville and found a pretty nice neighborhood on the far west/northwestish part of town, possibly out of the city limits, tho.

It's possible you blacked out and accidentally drove all the way to Ark City, which would appear foppish and utopian by comparison.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #732 on: September 23, 2015, 02:48:00 PM »
I've only been to one of those places and I didn't think Emporia was all that rednecky.

I also take issue with rednecks only being white
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #733 on: September 23, 2015, 02:54:13 PM »

I also take issue with rednecks only being white

Take it up with Merriam-Webster.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #734 on: September 23, 2015, 02:55:14 PM »
look at manhattan, abilene, scott city, etc. laughing their asses off at those prairie village rednecks  :lol:





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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #739 on: September 26, 2015, 01:00:08 PM »
That's actually an awesome incident

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #740 on: September 26, 2015, 03:26:37 PM »
That's actually an awesome incident

Yeah. It makes Ellinwood a candidate for most redneck city, but not worst.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #741 on: September 26, 2015, 05:24:56 PM »
The combine wasn't even a John Deere.  He would of out run the cops if it had been.  Yoder us to me hell on Saturday night.  Amish kids would get drunk and have buggy races and pair off and go out into a wheat field to practice houndogging.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #742 on: September 26, 2015, 06:05:24 PM »
What happens when a yodder teenager gets pregnant?


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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #743 on: September 26, 2015, 07:45:23 PM »
What happens when a yodder teenager gets pregnant?


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I really have not heard of any getting pregnant.  Rumor has it the horny amish boys suck their wallies in boiling water before a roll in the wheat.  Maybe they use a homemade or second hand condom.  I suppose this would lead to marriage.  The under belly of Yoder is dark and seedy. A good place for a horse soap opera.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #744 on: October 05, 2015, 02:35:43 PM »
Guys, I went to Dalton Defender Days in Coffeyville this weekend. What a great time honoring the townsfolk who put an end to the Dalton Gang.


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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #745 on: October 06, 2015, 11:44:47 AM »
Do any of these other sucky-ass towns have their own Facebook page that makes it look great to live there?
https://www.facebook.com/cityofcoffeyville

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #746 on: October 06, 2015, 11:47:43 AM »
Yeah, Coffeyville's facebook page makes the city look like a much better place to live than it really is. I mean, just look at the setting they portray.


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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #747 on: October 06, 2015, 11:50:53 AM »
http://www.roadsnacks.net/these-are-the-10-most-redneck-cities-in-kansas/
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Didn't you tell me a story about your senior class riding lawn mowers to school?  Guess the author of that list didn't stop in McPherson.


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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #748 on: October 06, 2015, 11:53:40 AM »
http://www.roadsnacks.net/these-are-the-10-most-redneck-cities-in-kansas/
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Didn't you tell me a story about your senior class riding lawn mowers to school?  Guess the author of that list didn't stop in McPherson.

No, it was to prom and it was about 5 years ago, not my class.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #749 on: October 06, 2015, 11:54:18 AM »
Yeah, Coffeyville's facebook page makes the city look like a much better place to live than it really is. I mean, just look at the setting they portray.



That was a really shitty house. The people who burned it down did the city a favor.