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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #650 on: December 19, 2014, 10:10:52 PM »
Sounds great. I love 80s music.

Except the part about being in Parsons.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #651 on: December 19, 2014, 10:21:25 PM »
Would have been great if I had someone to drink with that was older than 6yrs old. 

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #652 on: December 19, 2014, 10:26:56 PM »
no negative judgements tho

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #653 on: December 20, 2014, 02:54:01 PM »
None whatsoever TBT.  On an unrelated note.  I found a book someone left here about Parsons history.  Apparently Parsons is home to the first documented serial killers in American history.  :surprised:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Benders

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #654 on: December 21, 2014, 11:48:36 AM »
so, does Parsons take the crown? I've heard the Meth really flows down there. Like, if you want Meth just go knock on your neighbors door.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #655 on: December 21, 2014, 11:51:42 AM »
so, does Parsons take the crown? I've heard the Meth really flows down there. Like, if you want Meth just go knock on your neighbors door.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #656 on: December 22, 2014, 09:20:50 AM »
I'm heading to Baldwin City for Christmas and I am convinced that either Gardner, Edgerton, or both could be the 2nd worst town in Kansas. Thoughts?

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #657 on: December 22, 2014, 09:27:16 AM »
None whatsoever TBT.  On an unrelated note.  I found a book someone left here about Parsons history.  Apparently Parsons is home to the first documented serial killers in American history.  :surprised:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Benders

Is Parsons claiming the Benders?  I always thought they were Cherryvale's claim to fame.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #658 on: December 22, 2014, 11:54:37 AM »
I'm heading to Baldwin City for Christmas and I am convinced that either Gardner, Edgerton, or both could be the 2nd worst town in Kansas. Thoughts?

Proximity to JoCo retail services would appear to take them out of contention.  Parsons, Riverton, Baxter Springs et al only have remote access to the greater Joplin metro area.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #659 on: December 22, 2014, 11:55:38 AM »
None whatsoever TBT.  On an unrelated note.  I found a book someone left here about Parsons history.  Apparently Parsons is home to the first documented serial killers in American history.  :surprised:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Benders

Is Parsons claiming the Benders?  I always thought they were Cherryvale's claim to fame.

Bender's way station was just outside present day Cherryvale, KS.  Apparently, male travelers throbbing over Kate Bender were the victims.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #660 on: December 23, 2014, 10:59:09 PM »
Something tells me Ima pak with @bloodfart one of these days.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #661 on: December 23, 2014, 11:29:53 PM »
Growing up in JOCO my next door neighbors had a kid(TJ) my exact same age, we were BFF's up until middle school (They also had a another boy that was the same age as my little brother). After all the kids graduated high school they moved out to SE Kansas, closest town is Parsons.

I really want to find an excuse to go down an visit them just to see what parsons is really like.


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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #662 on: December 23, 2014, 11:43:25 PM »
you could hit the top 3 candidates for 2nd worst town in one fell swoop on that trip.  also confirm what this thread already acknowledged about coffeyville being by far the worst

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #663 on: December 23, 2014, 11:53:01 PM »

Growing up in JOCO my next door neighbors had a kid(TJ) my exact same age, we were BFF's up until middle school (They also had a another boy that was the same age as my little brother). After all the kids graduated high school they moved out to SE Kansas, closest town is Parsons.

I really want to find an excuse to go down an visit them just to see what parsons is really like.

The strip pits have some truly lunker bass, biggest in the state aside from private pond fish.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #664 on: December 28, 2014, 03:20:06 AM »
Something tells me Ima pak with @bloodfart one of these days.

Interesting if accurate.   :eye:

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #665 on: December 28, 2014, 03:32:21 AM »
Also I've been too harsh on Parsons.  The town has a pretty interesting history with the now defunct MKT railroad.  There were some ambitious business men living around Parsons back then.  They just need something to bring jobs back to the area.  I drove around town looking for christmas lights the last time we were there and there are a ton of huge old houses around town.  There was definitely a lot of money flowing through that place once upon a time.  Sad to see all that beautiful architecture slowly decay and fade away.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #666 on: December 29, 2014, 08:59:04 AM »
I'm heading to Baldwin City for Christmas and I am convinced that either Gardner, Edgerton, or both could be the 2nd worst town in Kansas. Thoughts?

Proximity to JoCo retail services would appear to take them out of contention.  Parsons, Riverton, Baxter Springs et al only have remote access to the greater Joplin metro area.

This would have been a big deal to me 10-15 years ago, but I buy just about everything I want online now, anyway.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #667 on: February 06, 2015, 11:44:52 AM »

Growing up in JOCO my next door neighbors had a kid(TJ) my exact same age, we were BFF's up until middle school (They also had a another boy that was the same age as my little brother). After all the kids graduated high school they moved out to SE Kansas, closest town is Parsons.

I really want to find an excuse to go down an visit them just to see what parsons is really like.

The strip pits have some truly lunker bass, biggest in the state aside from private pond fish.

The strip pits are a fantastic place to camp for a few days.  Went there back in October and had a great time.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #669 on: February 11, 2015, 11:56:06 PM »


Too bad Vinita's in Oklahoma.

There's a whole lot of gold between a little before 5:00 and 6:00.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #670 on: February 11, 2015, 11:56:43 PM »
Nah Trim.  At least those kids are having fun at school.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #671 on: February 12, 2015, 12:00:16 AM »
well that was very enjoyable trim
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #672 on: February 12, 2015, 12:03:48 AM »
Yeah, the video wasn't really a vote either way for DC, I just needed a thread to put it in.  Judge it however you want.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #673 on: February 12, 2015, 12:09:36 AM »
dodge city has a bowling team AND candy stripe pants? DC and GC are fascinating places.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #674 on: February 12, 2015, 12:10:22 AM »
and archery! :surprised: