Author Topic: Stuff that always happens in TV/Movies but never really happens in real life (Read 9721 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **on:** December 15, 2012, 03:42:37 PM »

At Thanksgiving or Christmas on TV or in movies, they always put the entire turkey, uncarved, on the table with everyone already seated. Has this happened to anyone ever? Everything I've ever been to they carve the bird in the kitchen.

What's the deal with that?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:44:28 PM »

Also, when cops pull people over on TV they always say "License and Registration please", but real cops always say "May I see your license and proof of insurance." Do they ask for registration in California or something? Has anyone ever had a cop ask for registration?

LickNeckey · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:51:39 PM »

Registration - yes

Turkey thing - no

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2012, 04:08:31 PM »

Quote from: LickNeckey on December 15, 2012, 03:51:39 PM

Registration - yes

Turkey thing - no

Bloodfart · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2012, 04:31:28 PM »

When my oldest brother took me to my first real highschool party I was really disappointed when I didn't see everyone dancing to the music playing.

I mean every highschool party in the movies has a large portion of the party dancing and having a great time.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2012, 05:02:13 PM »

I was just thinking about starting this thread a couple of days ago!

How about when they can't arrest someone because they didn't read them their rights before putting them into the back of the cop car? Completely false. They don't have to read you anything.

puniraptor · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2012, 05:15:22 PM »

In the movies people get punched or kicked and are instantly knocked unconscious.

People get choked for 10 seconds and are dead.

People get poked or slashed with a knife and instantly die.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2012, 05:28:08 PM »

^
people get a syringe of air put in their veins and they die.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2012, 05:30:24 PM »

Quote from: seven on December 15, 2012, 05:28:08 PM

^
people get a syringe of air put in their veins and they die.

I've always wondered what the deal with that was. Very weird.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2012, 05:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on December 15, 2012, 05:30:24 PM

Quote from: seven on December 15, 2012, 05:28:08 PM
^
people get a syringe of air put in their veins and they die.

I've always wondered what the deal with that was. Very weird.

a doctor told me it would take about a coke can amount or more to kill the average human.

jtksu · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on December 15, 2012, 05:02:13 PM

I was just thinking about starting this thread a couple of days ago!

How about when they can't arrest someone because they didn't read them their rights before putting them into the back of the cop car? Completely false. They don't have to read you anything.

They do have to notify of your rights if you're being arrested and they plan to question you about the crime. It's not like not being read them is a get out of jail free card or anything but it could be a pretty big deal in regards to what will be eligible to be used in court though. But yeah, if you're getting arrested for like driving on a suspended, they don't have to read you crap.

jtksu · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:11:49 PM »

Also, anytime you see a large person, he is going to eventually fight the hero. Oh, and 95% of Asian dudes are blackbelts of some sort.

The Big Train · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:22:25 PM »

Aliens

Bloodfart · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:59:37 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on December 15, 2012, 06:22:25 PM

Aliens

I want aliens so hard.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2012, 07:17:33 PM »

Song and dance routines

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2012, 07:19:24 PM »

people that go to their parents house and their room from high school is unchanged.

puniraptor · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2012, 07:50:07 PM »

Quote from: seven on December 15, 2012, 07:19:24 PM

people that go to their parents house and their room from high school is unchanged.

I know people whose parents are like that. I also know 30 year olds live with their parents in their high school room

hemmy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2012, 08:03:12 PM »

Quote from: seven on December 15, 2012, 07:19:24 PM

people that go to their parents house and their room from high school is unchanged.

If it wasn't for the fact that my youngest sister took over my room and got rid of all my stuff after I moved out my old room would probably still be like that.

jtksu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2012, 08:31:58 PM »

If you go off the road in a car, there's always a canyon or cliff there and your car is gonna blow up when it hits the ground.

_33 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2012, 08:51:49 PM »

When they are driving a car they move the steering wheel back and forth a lot even if they are going straight. In real like you just hold the steering wheel still.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2012, 08:54:40 PM »

chubby funny blue collar husband. Smoking hot wife.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2012, 08:56:55 PM »

Parties/Dances where there is a darkened room with multiple couples making out.

jtksu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2012, 09:00:13 PM »

Bad guys are all really terrible shots, like so bad you almost have to try to be that bad. Except bad guy snipers, they're great but it's no big deal cause he's about to get shot right in the eye as he's looking through the scope.

_33 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2012, 09:01:00 PM »

Someone who is watching TV shuts off the TV as soon as someone comes into the room so they can talk to them.

chunkles · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2012, 09:07:48 PM »

parents are idiot dumbasses who have genius douchebag smartass kids that outsmart everybody and are complete dicks about it.