Author Topic: nicknames for the new guys (Read 6285 times)

OK_Cat · « **on:** December 13, 2012, 03:23:25 PM »

we could chant "H2O" like they chant "Rufio" in Hook.

or like, everybody drinks a bottle of water during introductions.

we could call the other guy "GNASH," like when you squash something or whatever.

just spittballin' here, guys.

CNS · « **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:24:37 PM »

absolutely horrible.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:25:16 PM »

you know what, cns casey? i don't like the 'tude.

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:26:08 PM »

The rufio thing made me laugh.

CNS · « **Reply #4 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:26:46 PM »

Any chance we get Jake to go by Jacob and grow out a beard?

jtksu · « **Reply #5 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:27:14 PM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #6 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:27:19 PM »

being funny/creative isn't my schtick, i'm just trying to get the ball rolling.

this period between the season and bowl game is boring.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:27:54 PM »

i imagine my grandpa will call them "those iowa boys"

Institutional Control · « **Reply #8 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:28:04 PM »

I thought this thread was about me. I was flattered to think I would be getting a cool nic. :(

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:28:22 PM »

Jake Football

OK_Cat · « **Reply #10 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:29:49 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on December 13, 2012, 03:26:46 PM

Any chance we get Jake to go by Jacob and grow out a beard?

we need to be original!

"jake the snake" maybe?

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:30:16 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on December 13, 2012, 03:28:22 PM

Jake Football

Yeah, obviously.

Really hope Sams rolls though. #life would be trending for like three months.

Winters · « **Reply #12 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:39:20 PM »

jake the water snake

OK_Cat · « **Reply #13 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:40:48 PM »

Quote from: Winters on December 13, 2012, 03:39:20 PM

jake the water snake

maybe do a hand gesture that looks like a hissing snake to intimidate the other team?

MadCat · « **Reply #14 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:43:51 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on December 13, 2012, 03:40:48 PM

Quote from: Winters on December 13, 2012, 03:39:20 PM
jake the water snake

maybe do a hand gesture that looks like a hissing snake to intimidate the other team?

50,000 people hissing would be pretty unnerving to opposing defenses.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #15 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:48:56 PM »

Legitimate Jake

Opposing defenses will just shut themselves down when they face him.

AppleJack · « **Reply #16 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:52:33 PM »

Frost Owl

Snail Warrior

Rancid Flamingo Meat

something like that

MadCat · « **Reply #17 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:53:37 PM »

Bad Ass Mother Reiver

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #18 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:54:25 PM »

Mr. Biz Nash

Unruly · « **Reply #19 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on December 13, 2012, 03:48:56 PM

Legitimate Jake

Opposing defenses will just shut themselves down when they face him.

Good god that is awesome, but the liberal media would have a field day with this.

Where is FSD and p1k3 to back me up here?!?

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #20 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on December 13, 2012, 03:48:56 PM

Legitimate Jake

Opposing defenses will just shut themselves down when they face him.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:24:33 PM »

Water Moc or just The Moccasin

Also, I need pics of all of these gujys to more fully assess.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #22 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:25:09 PM »

Three Nasty Iowans (TNI)

OK_Cat · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:30:00 PM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:30:46 PM »