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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2012, 02:02:43 PM »
threetar is amazing


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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2012, 02:06:02 PM »
I hate him and want to punch his face

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2012, 02:06:47 PM »
Imagine a coordinated threetar movement by the student section after every three...

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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2012, 02:07:59 PM »
If the three-tar made noise, we would hear a 2 hour long power ballad when the Cats face the Zags. They are going to kick the everliving crap out of our team.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2012, 02:12:27 PM »
I picture the threetar making the same scream noise that kicked off all CSI Miami's.


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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2012, 02:13:02 PM »
Imagine a coordinated threetar movement by the student section after every three...

coordination might ruin it. i imagine the threetar is fueled by spontaneity.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2012, 02:13:18 PM »
I picture the threetar making the same scream noise that kicked off all CSI Miami's.




I will say it like "THREEEEEEEE!!!!!" opera falsetto howling at the moon style.

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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2012, 02:15:28 PM »

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2012, 02:17:13 PM »


This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.


Hey, I'm not kidding

I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar.  They had just hit a big three.  Notice his fingers on both hands.  I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar.  And of course the face he's making is next-level too.  Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk?  Those zags, man.

 :lol:

oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2012, 02:19:24 PM »


This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.


Hey, I'm not kidding

I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar.  They had just hit a big three.  Notice his fingers on both hands.  I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar.  And of course the face he's making is next-level too.  Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk?  Those zags, man.

 :lol:

oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".

The Walk Ons already got that locked down, both in patent ownership as well as execution and as the name to the title track of their upcoming album.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2012, 02:19:43 PM »

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2012, 02:23:17 PM »
I hope this sparks off a white benchwarmer celebration .gif arms race.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2012, 02:24:57 PM »


This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.


Hey, I'm not kidding

I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar.  They had just hit a big three.  Notice his fingers on both hands.  I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar.  And of course the face he's making is next-level too.  Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk?  Those zags, man.

 :lol:

oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".

:runaway:
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2012, 02:25:20 PM »
Dave Matthews has jam sessions that don't last that long.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2012, 02:26:45 PM »


This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.


Hey, I'm not kidding

I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar.  They had just hit a big three.  Notice his fingers on both hands.  I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar.  And of course the face he's making is next-level too.  Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk?  Those zags, man.

 :lol:

oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".

:runaway:

https://twitter.com/threetar

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2012, 02:31:10 PM »


This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.


Hey, I'm not kidding

I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar.  They had just hit a big three.  Notice his fingers on both hands.  I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar.  And of course the face he's making is next-level too.  Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk?  Those zags, man.

 :lol:

oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".

:runaway:

https://twitter.com/threetar

I basically stole it from "keytar," which I've always loved (as a name, not as a musical instrument).  When I saw him do it live, I thought two things: 1) "We can't rough ridin' lose now." and 2) "Was that a threetar?"
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2012, 02:41:54 PM »
I hate him and want to punch his face

i support you, mir.
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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2012, 02:53:06 PM »
I hate him and want to punch his face

i support you, mir.

I dislike lots of performers and their product but still understand what they do is original and done well.

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« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2012, 04:09:32 PM »
I hate him and want to punch his face

This is actually the most ringing endorsement.  Nothing makes a celebretory demostration better than others wanting to punch you in the face for it.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2012, 04:27:00 PM »
By the time we play them, this Kid will have a tour lined up and a full line of "threetar" crap for sale. :dance:

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2012, 04:40:45 PM »
Welp, guess i'm going to have to start wearing panties so I can throw them at that guy.

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2012, 05:03:34 PM »
I hope that guy does the air guitar while they're whipping our asses.

I am not sure he is playing an air gutiar.................... :facepalm:

More like he is stroking the dolphin...........and A FRIENDS. :emawkid:

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Re: Gonzaga
« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2012, 09:40:47 PM »
I dislike lots of performers and their product but still understand what they do is original and done well.

a kstate fan punching him in the face would be original, and if mir did it, i'm sure it'd be done well.
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« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2012, 01:45:10 AM »
I dislike lots of performers and their product but still understand what they do is original and done well.

a kstate fan punching him in the face would be original, and if mir did it, i'm sure it'd be done well.

Look at the gif and imagine a black fist punching the left side of his baby face and see blood and slobber coming out as his face jerks right, distorted, as if he got hit with a bat.

Thats how I would do it, hypothetically of course.