Before pre-season NIT and GW games, I always assumed Mr. Bread and co were just being amusing and a bit jerkish in exaggerating what oscar is like out there during a game.
REBOUND!!!!!!
MOVE!!!!!
NINO YOU'VE GOTTA (trail off without instruction)
Arms crossed the entire game, broken only to frantically run halfway onto the court arms waving for seemingly no reason.
Half-hearted attempt to stick up for player who has received bad foul call, ref ignores.
This is how I imagine fathers who know nothing about basketball but have been guilted into coaching their daughters middle school team would operate. Just awful.