Haircuts

[pissclams]

what does your hair look like?  i've never seen hair that stands straight up when it's long.

[sonofdaxjones]

Real barbershop for me . . . warm towels, warm shaving cream, straight edges, the works.

The only way to go.

[mocat]

what does your hair look like?  i've never seen hair that stands straight up when it's long.

have you ever seen a bush or a shrub?

[Institutional Control]

Let it grow and change your name to frocat.

[mocat]

It's not really curly enough to be a fro. It rough ridin' sucks you guys. Usually I am #2 on top and #1 on sides. Maybe I'll just stick with that. 

[EMAWmeister]

How far in advance of a big event do y'all get a cut? Gotta give it some time to grow out of the awkward stage.

[CNS]

I have to get mine cut a couple days in advance. 

My hair is crazy thick(have broken the stylists clippers on two occasions  ) and grows really fast.  If I go more than 2 weeks I basically have to wear a hat from that point on.

[j-dub]

I usually give it 3 or 4 days. my hair is pretty adaptable and fantastic though so i can swing a day-of if i have to.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I usually give it 3 or 4 days. my hair is pretty adaptable and fantastic though so i can swing a day-of if i have to.

What about for your wedding? Is that going to be a game changer, maybe like a full week in advance??

[pissclams]

It's not really curly enough to be a fro. It rough ridin' sucks you guys. Usually I am #2 on top and #1 on sides. Maybe I'll just stick with that. 

if it's curly, then it's not standing straight.  i really hope that helps your completely dumb ass.  maybe a better approach would be to shave your head and get a "i'm a complete dumbass" tattoo on each side of your scalp because then people would know not to try to have a rational discussion with you.  i'm not sure though, if that would help.

[mocat]

It's not really curly enough to be a fro. It rough ridin' sucks you guys. Usually I am #2 on top and #1 on sides. Maybe I'll just stick with that. 

if it's curly, then it's not standing straight.  i really hope that helps your completely dumb ass.  maybe a better approach would be to shave your head and get a "i'm a complete dumbass" tattoo on each side of your scalp because then people would know not to try to have a rational discussion with you.  i'm not sure though, if that would help.

Did you even read what you quoted? JFC clams I really need help here, not some illiterate do-gooder who can't diagnose the problem to begin with.

[pissclams]

not really curly enough to be a fro indicates a degree of curlyness you freaking mongloid

[mocat]

Let me put it this way. If there was a Venn diagram made up of a curly circle and a my hair circle, the circles would not intersect at all

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Let me put it this way. If there was a Venn diagram made up of a curly circle and a my hair circle, the circles would not intersect at all

Maybe a Venn diagram describing your hair would help clams (and myself) understand better.

Clams, would you consider yourself a visual learner?

[pissclams]

Let me put it this way. If there was a Venn diagram made up of a curly circle and a my hair circle, the circles would not intersect at all

Maybe a Venn diagram describing your hair would help clams (and myself) understand better.

Clams, would you consider yourself a visual learner?

i learn by scent

[Stevesie60]

mocat, are you the singer from Motion City Soundtrack?

[EMAWmeister]

Getting a cut tomorrow. I'm a devilishly handsome fella, but my hair is slacking. What do I tell the barber to make me look like Justin Timberlake?

[bones129]

Getting a cut tomorrow. I'm a devilishly handsome fella, but my hair is slacking. What do I tell the barber to make me look like Justin Timberlake?

Say nothing. Take a few pics of Timberlake with you (no doubt downloadable from the net).  The barber will then know what to do.

[EMAWmeister]

Getting a cut tomorrow. I'm a devilishly handsome fella, but my hair is slacking. What do I tell the barber to make me look like Justin Timberlake?

Say nothing. Take a few pics of Timberlake with you (no doubt downloadable from the net).  The barber will then know what to do.

I always feel kinda weird doing that. But then again I shouldn't GAF.

[Asteriskhead]

Hair cut in 45 minutes. I still haven't decided what I want to do yet. 

[Emo EMAW]

Any tips for getting through the awkward middle stage when trying to grow it out longer?

[puniraptor]

Any tips for getting through the awkward middle stage when trying to grow it out longer?

Hat. (flat brimmed)

[Cartierfor3]

Any tips for getting through the awkward middle stage when trying to grow it out longer?

[CNS]

Just brave it out.  Then, remember everyone who gave you crap and rub your beautiful long locks in their fat faces when you get the length you want.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Do you guys like going to the legit barber shops complete with the red, white and blue striped barber pole thingies?  Or is everybody more partial to the Great Clips/Sports Clips chains of the world?  What have you had more success with?

Personally, I've always just gone to Great Clips, but I could be doing it wrong.

I would like to find a real barber shop......any Topeka area EMAW'rs have a recommendo??

don't think there really is one in Topeka except for some on the East side  (picture a Tyler Perry movie) or the one in the Bank of America building, if it's still there.