Nike Corp HQ insider

[Phil Titola]

I have a friend that recently moved to Oregon and working at Nike HQ. He isn't a huge sports guy so I'm going to drop ship him some EMAW stuff to put in his cube to a) troll some Beaver fans and b) possibly get him fired.

What should i send him?

[pissclams]

does he like working at nike?  i've heard mixed results.

[stunted]

Anthrax

[scottwildcat]

Pakhead golf club cover

[Phil Titola]

Anthrax

Too much of a friend

[Emo EMAW]

Anthrax

Too much of a friend

Anthrax and like rubber gloves and a face mask or something.

[Phil Titola]

does he like working at nike?  i've heard mixed results.

Month in and no complaints.

[puniraptor]

I think it's more likely he would get a raise if he was sporting his cats gear. We are NIKE U 2.0

[deputy dawg]

What to send your friend?  An EMAW covert listening device with remote digital recorder to place in the Ducks locker room, maybe another one for coach's office.

[BackPayne]

Anthrax

 

[Shacks]

Tell him to ask Nike to design some sick alternate unis for the Cats to use after retires again

[GoodForAnother]

my resume

[michigancat]

why doesn't he just go downstairs to the warehouse and pick up some emaw swag of his own.

[Phil Titola]

why doesn't he just go downstairs to the warehouse and pick up some emaw swag of his own.

Because the warehouses are all in China???

He will probably trash the stuff to try and appease his new Phil Knight bosses.... So a humorous trolling letter is being included and need suggestions on that as well

[8manpick]

Hmm, I also know an EMAW that just started work at Nike up there a few months ago, although he is a pretty big sports fan.

[Phil Titola]

Hmm, I also know an EMAW that just started work at Nike up there a few months ago, although he is a pretty big sports fan.

This dude isn't EMAW.....yet.

[michigancat]

have him swap our boring jerseys with rad ones for the bowl game