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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2012, 07:46:28 AM »
This is going to give bill a great close up to see what future pro he should steal from them next.

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2012, 02:11:17 PM »
Does anyone think their coach, Brian Kelly, will abandon their team and run to the NFL?  :sdeek:
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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2012, 02:19:06 PM »
Chip Kelley will be checked out by then with his nfl job lined up

Why would NFL teams want Chip?  His collegiate success is based off getting players faster than everyone else, then running plays as fast as he can to overwhelm the usually slower competition.  What NFL GM believes this will actually work in the NFL?
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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2012, 02:19:43 PM »
Chip Kelley will be checked out by then with his nfl job lined up

Why would NFL teams want Chip?  His collegiate success is based off getting players faster than everyone else, then running plays as fast as he can to overwhelm the usually slower competition.  What NFL GM believes this will actually work in the NFL?

Pioli? :dunno:

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2012, 02:27:08 PM »
Chip Kelley will be checked out by then with his nfl job lined up

Why would NFL teams want Chip?  His collegiate success is based off getting players faster than everyone else, then running plays as fast as he can to overwhelm the usually slower competition.  What NFL GM believes this will actually work in the NFL?

Gonna have to ask the NFL teams.  All the NFL guys I've seen on TV are pretty much unanimous in saying he is the hottest potential NFL coach this off season 

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2012, 02:34:51 PM »
He won't be a scared little girl like every other coach and punt on 4th and short

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2012, 04:08:44 PM »
Chip would be a train wreck in the NFL. In college, he uses a system that relies on his team full of studs to overwhelm overmatched Pac 12 teams with their speed. In the NFL, he's going to try to do that with some crappy team (good teams don't usually fire their coach) against superior athletes.

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2012, 04:48:52 PM »
weird thread

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2012, 04:55:54 PM »
Does anyone think their coach, Brian Kelly, will abandon their team and run to the NFL?  :sdeek:
pretty sure the NFL takes a narrow view of coaches who film themselves urinating on underaged girls.  So, i'd say the smart money is on him staying put.

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2012, 07:29:45 PM »
This is a very Modern Family-friendly matchup.

Ball-control their ass to boredom !!!!!
We'll shut them down like Baylor West Virginia, Oklahoma, Texas, Oklahoma State, Kansas, Iowa State, TCU, Miami, North Texas, Missouri State, Texas Tech.
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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2012, 08:10:57 PM »
As a Christian who attends church sparingly, I find this thread title offensive.

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2012, 08:35:32 PM »
As a Christian who attends church sparingly, I find this thread title offensive.

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2012, 09:44:39 PM »
I thought the Ducks were a hockey team?  :dunno:

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2012, 09:46:05 PM »
weird thread

Don't understand is this the cool thing to say now?

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2012, 09:54:27 PM »
i hate a lot of things about Oregon, but the thing that stands out the most is the BS two-point conversion formation. Arthur Brown needs to send to the hospital anyone unfortunate enough to get the snap out of that.

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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2012, 10:07:25 PM »
Fun game those guys made that I played back in elementary school.  Good work nike!
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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2012, 11:40:10 PM »
Oh Jesus God, we're playing Oregon?


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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2012, 12:23:14 AM »
This is a very Modern Family-friendly matchup.

Ball-control their ass to boredom !!!!!
We'll shut them down like Baylor West Virginia, Oklahoma, Texas, Oklahoma State, Kansas, Iowa State, TCU, Miami, North Texas, Missouri State, Texas Tech.
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T-Y   :blush:
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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2012, 10:19:35 PM »
Hear tell that Oregon fans like this hairstyle:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck's_ass
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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2012, 11:17:37 PM »
This is a very Modern Family-friendly matchup.

And our guy has Sofia Vergara pimpin our Qatz, 2 emmys and an alter ego Fizbo...
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their guy has... well... he did live in a van down by the river
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Re: Oh Jesus God we're playing Oregon
« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2012, 11:23:16 PM »