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[420seriouscat69]

Beagles or Dalmatians or gtfo

[Rage Against the McKee]

Beagles or Dalmatians or gtfo

yuck

[mocat]

fanning wtf? <-- first time i have thought that regarding a non-"fanning stuff"-related fanning comment

[Willesgirl]

Beagles, Dalmations and Poms? Seriously, guys. Let me guess, there's probably an entire thread here somewhere dedicated to daschaunds.

Acceptable dogs for sports-loving dudes:
1. labs -- not the labradoodles, but every other kind of non-designer mix.
actually, 2. mutts
3. English mastiff
4. Other large or mid-size breeds

and finally 5. Mutts.

[420seriouscat69]

fanning wtf? <-- first time i have thought that regarding a non-"fanning stuff"-related fanning comment

Ya, I know I just lost my man card, but I had both breeds growing up and they were both awesome.

[dmartin]

Beagles, Dalmations and Poms? Seriously, guys. Let me guess, there's probably an entire thread here somewhere dedicated to daschaunds.

Acceptable dogs for sports-loving dudes:
1. labs -- not the labradoodles, but every other kind of non-designer mix.
actually, 2. mutts
3. English mastiff
4. Other large or mid-size breeds

and finally 5. Mutts.

Where do Corgi's fit?  I'm going to guess around 9.

They belong to the wife and daughter anyway.

[michigancat]

Beagles, Dalmations and Poms? Seriously, guys. Let me guess, there's probably an entire thread here somewhere dedicated to daschaunds.

Acceptable dogs for sports-loving dudes:
1. labs -- not the labradoodles, but every other kind of non-designer mix.
actually, 2. mutts
3. English mastiff
4. Other large or mid-size breeds

and finally 5. Mutts.

You are awful.

[slobber]

i'm a lab guy, but i respect your preferences, guys

I'd have guessed labia guy. Learn something new every day.

(Just trying to get this thread back to CFoD's standards.)

[AppleJack]

I have a Beagle-German Shorthair mix. Probs the most adorable creature in our hemisphere.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Beagles or Dalmatians or gtfo

yuck

Oh man, no kidding. Brother had a beagle and friend had a dalmatian. biggest pain in the ass dogs ever. beagle wouldn't shut up and the dalmatian bit everyone.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Beagles or Dalmatians or gtfo

yuck

Oh man, no kidding. Brother had a beagle and friend had a dalmatian. biggest pain in the ass dogs ever. beagle wouldn't shut up and the dalmatian bit everyone.

Yeah, beagles do this annoying howl for a bark, and dalmatians are mean SOB's.

[420seriouscat69]

I have a Beagle-German Shorthair mix. Probs the most adorable creature in our hemisphere.

Does he had long ears? How adorbs.

[Institutional Control]

Beagles, Dalmations and Poms? Seriously, guys. Let me guess, there's probably an entire thread here somewhere dedicated to daschaunds.

Acceptable dogs for sports-loving dudes:
1. labs -- not the labradoodles, but every other kind of non-designer mix.
actually, 2. mutts
3. English mastiff
4. Other large or mid-size breeds

and finally 5. Mutts.

Ain't nothin wrong with wienie dogs.

[Willesgirl]

Beagles, Dalmations and Poms? Seriously, guys. Let me guess, there's probably an entire thread here somewhere dedicated to daschaunds.

Acceptable dogs for sports-loving dudes:
1. labs -- not the labradoodles, but every other kind of non-designer mix.
actually, 2. mutts
3. English mastiff
4. Other large or mid-size breeds

and finally 5. Mutts.

You are awful. honest.

[Mr Bread]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

[mocat]

I have 2 border collies and 1 is the normal super smart long hair version and 1 is the super dumb short hair version. they're like abbot and costello

[OK_Cat]

i have a yorkie and he's pretty badass.  doesn't bark, doesn't act like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), he just sits in the window catching some rays and when he needs to go outside to piss he stands in front of me and looks at me until i notice him.

small, non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dogs are better than big hairy nasty dogs any day.

[raquetcat]

This thread started weird and has taken an interesting turn, but I went to their wedding, Mrs. raquetcat is good friends with the girl

[pissclams]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

[Willesgirl]

Yes and yes to the bulldogs and the border collies. Also add great Pyrenees. (I got exhausted of thinking of dogs I like when I made that riveting list so I just stopped.) Yorkies, though? Meh.

[Mr Bread]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

Enjoy your cats, spinster.  FYI: They're just hanging out with you for the chance that you might die in their presence and then they can eat you.  So, yay cats I guess.  Very green of them.  I heard they live for ever too.  Nine times or something. 

[Mr Bread]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

Also, I'll buy more.  Gone, but not forgotten.  But replaced. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

Enjoy your cats, spinster.  FYI: They're just hanging out with you for the chance that you might die in their presence and then they can eat you.  So, yay cats I guess.  Very green of them.  I heard they live for ever too.  Nine times or something.

You would be surprised by the number of cat owners who put it in their will that when they die, they want their cat to be put to sleep, stuffed, and buried with them. I guess the joke is on those cats, granted the body gets found before they can finish it off.

[Mr Bread]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

Enjoy your cats, spinster.  FYI: They're just hanging out with you for the chance that you might die in their presence and then they can eat you.  So, yay cats I guess.  Very green of them.  I heard they live for ever too.  Nine times or something.

You would be surprised by the number of cat owners who put it in their will that when they die, they want their cat to be put to sleep, stuffed, and buried with them. I guess the joke is on those cats, granted the body gets found before they can finish it off.

If you're talking 'clams, then I'm not surprised at all.  Textbook 'clams move.  Wouldn't even raise an eyebrow to learn that he has something similar planned for some folks around here when he goes. 

[420seriouscat69]