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Headlines: Texas Edition
« on: November 29, 2012, 03:29:19 PM »
"Brown takes painful crap, rips off shirt after Cats win 66-9 to lock up title"



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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 03:35:31 PM »
since we lost a game we can start PIing again right

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 03:44:10 PM »
since we lost a game we can start PIing again right
totally
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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 05:15:13 PM »
Mack brown seen weeping in bathtub crying saying why kansas st hate me after 45-0 ass whooping.
LHC Bill Snyder is as american as you can get.

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2012, 05:17:38 PM »
Mack brown seen weeping in bathtub crying saying why kansas st hate me after 45-0 ass whooping.

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2012, 05:18:08 PM »
Mack brown seen weeping in bathtub crying saying why kansas st hate me after 45-0 ass whooping.
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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2012, 05:29:13 PM »
I feel fairly confident that none of you has a future in headline writing. :dubious:

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2012, 05:41:40 PM »
Case Closed!!!

After 55-3 pounding Brown confirms "Case really is as stupid as he looks"


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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2012, 06:01:46 PM »
FIESTA CON CARNE!
Cats devour Longhorns and clinch Fiesta Bowl berth in 77 - 2 rout

« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 06:10:30 PM by RightMeow »
Is that Manhattan?  My God, it's beautiful!

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2012, 06:10:12 PM »
Case McCoy has a Small Penis

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2012, 06:11:51 PM »
Is that Manhattan?  My God, it's beautiful!

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2012, 06:16:37 PM »
I feel fairly confident that none of you has a future in headline writing. :dubious:


FIESTA CON CARNE!
Cats devour Longhorns and clinch Fiesta Bowl berth in 77 - 2 rout


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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2012, 08:18:35 PM »
Klein'd, Sealed, Delivered
Cats roll to Glendale as Senior QB locks up the Heisman front-runner position with 5 Total TD performance

Bye-Bye Week
TAMU QB arrested for public urination and 5 counts of unlawful use of identification during Aggie's time off

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2012, 01:07:01 AM »
Whip it Good!
Bevo as irrelevant as 80s band by similar name, Klein's 7 TDs lock up Dr. Pepper, 55 - 9
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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2012, 01:27:02 AM »
Back to Before!!
Kansas State quarterback Klein's career comes full circle on a cold November night in Manhattan as the Wildcats defeat Texas 44-13

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2012, 03:12:54 AM »
Back to Before!!
Kansas State quarterback Klein's career comes full circle on a cold November night in Manhattan as the Wildcats defeat Texas 44-13

eh the game is in december

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2012, 07:55:15 AM »
cats win
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2012, 08:26:55 AM »
Not Another Johnny Come Lately



Klein's 7 touchdown game propels Cats to Big 12 Title.

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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2012, 09:11:37 AM »
Not Another Johnny Come Lately



Klein's 7 touchdown game propels Cats to Big 12 Title.

omg tremaine is effing adorable in that pic

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2012, 09:15:11 AM »
BECAUSE RELIGION!!!


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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2012, 09:41:40 AM »
Klein scores more points then  you had sex with girls during high school johnny touchdown as he scored 7 td in Kansas St. prime time victory
LHC Bill Snyder is as american as you can get.

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2012, 09:48:12 AM »
Lockett Up: KSU wins the Big XII title through record special teams play.

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2012, 09:53:40 AM »
So Long, Horns!
Not the restaurant, but more like "Good Bye, Texas" because the game is over now so you can go back home.

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2012, 09:58:07 AM »
Klein scores more points then  you had sex with girls during high school johnny touchdown as he scored 7 td in Kansas St. prime time victory
lost in translation  :facepalm:

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Re: Headlines: Texas Edition
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2012, 10:10:00 AM »
MACKDOWN!

Texas coach resorts to making old man jokes at Snyder, K-State rolls 70-7



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