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Do you like EMAWMeister?
« on: November 28, 2012, 02:04:03 PM »
Well, now is your chance to prove it!

Need a place to crash at for Bruceketball games? Want to live with a super duper great guy named EMAWmeister? Need some time away from your wife and kids? Here is your chance!

Starting in January, 'Meister will be living in a v. nice, affordable, 5-bedroom house by himself. Due to his 4 roommates graduating and moving elsewhere, 'Meister might get a bit lonely.

Rates are very negotiable... Hourly, nightly, monthly, you name it.

Requests: Look after the guy for us, he means a lot to us. Also, no ugly dogs please.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2012, 02:06:07 PM »
:dubious:

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2012, 03:26:41 PM »
Somehow, I envision someone losing a kidney because of this thread.
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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2012, 05:18:01 PM »
Somehow, I envision someone losing a kidney because of this thread.

No kidneys lost. Just a lonely goEMAWer in need of some roommates.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 06:05:55 PM »
Will he be playing opposum for a good portion of the time?

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 07:56:06 PM »
Someone come live with me or my shitty posting will multiply exponentially.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2012, 08:06:09 PM »
hmm hourly and nightly rates

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2012, 08:06:29 PM »
To reply to the OP, yes (kind of)
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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 08:19:27 PM »
Does he do the dishes?
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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2012, 08:51:07 PM »
Does he do the dishes?

More than KKK's lazy ass.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2012, 09:12:15 PM »
How many unsupervised children are you willing to board?

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2012, 10:12:53 PM »
the apartments below and beside me are empty, come live alone and we can party and stuff.

the apartment beside me even has a secret tunnel that connects the two to make it easier to party!
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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2012, 10:43:49 PM »
To the original question in the thread, the answer is no I do not like him.
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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2012, 11:14:03 PM »
seems like a pretty good deal. how much for a weekend?

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2012, 11:18:51 PM »
 :lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2012, 11:32:43 PM »
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

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oh man that is harsh :frown:

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2012, 11:48:40 PM »
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

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Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2012, 11:49:43 PM »
To the original question in the thread, the answer is no I do not like him.

I don't have an opinion on you. So boom, irrelevant.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2012, 11:50:39 PM »
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.

burnt flesh is pretty bad to wake up to.  have central air, 'meister?

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2012, 11:52:30 PM »
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.

burnt flesh is pretty bad to wake up to.  have central air, 'meister?

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2012, 11:58:14 PM »
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.
i'm sorry, i couldn't hear you, my 3 roommates who aren't moving out after living with me for only 1 semester were talking to me

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2012, 09:31:59 AM »
seems like a pretty good deal. how much for a weekend?

$50.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2012, 09:33:16 AM »
How many unsupervised children are you willing to board?

3, maybe 4.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2012, 09:35:57 AM »
Does he do the dishes?

More than KKK's lazy ass.

I think I saw him do them once. I'll tell you this much, he's going to be doing them a lot more next semester if he doesn't find a roommate or two.

C'mon guys, help 'Meister out!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2012, 09:54:13 AM »
KKK acts like he is trying to do me a huge favor, but I'm not fooled. He just doesn't want to eat $500 a month.