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Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« on: November 27, 2012, 12:01:04 PM »
I just heard about this :sdeek:


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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 12:01:36 PM »
That sounds pretty nasty.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 12:02:56 PM »
In short, no.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 12:03:08 PM »
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Nobody knows who exactly came up with this inspired idea of putting peanuts in Coke, but the pairing is guessed to go as far back as the 1920s. I've heard stories of busy Southern farmers who didn't have time to break for lunch and would eat this on their tractors while in the field.
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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 12:03:21 PM »
One of my former coworkers did that, I guess it's a southern thing.  And yeah, it sounds gross.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 12:03:32 PM »
Sounds like it was made up by someone on an international flight before in-flight movies were available.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 12:09:30 PM »
So you get 'em in there (no small feat I imagine) and then probably drink the salty Coke up and then you have to try to shake the wet Cokey peanuts out of the bottle to eat?  Why not just have the peanuts with the Coke?  Pop a couple peanuts, take a swig of Coke.  Repeat.  People are such pointless dicks.  "Hey let me make this much harder and messier than it has to be!"
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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 12:36:02 PM »
So you get 'em in there (no small feat I imagine) and then probably drink the salty Coke up and then you have to try to shake the wet Cokey peanuts out of the bottle to eat?  Why not just have the peanuts with the Coke?  Pop a couple peanuts, take a swig of Coke.  Repeat.  People are such pointless dicks.  "Hey let me make this much harder and messier than it has to be!"

Pretty much this.  I heard out out and tried it, but bread's way is much better.
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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 12:37:50 PM »
back in my undergrad days, i'd eat cashews and RC Cola (separately).

was a pretty delicious snack.


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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 12:38:58 PM »
just another redneck hayseed tradition, similar to drinking red beer.


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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 12:43:14 PM »
just another redneck hayseed tradition, similar to drinking red beer.

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Definition of Red Beer: Tomato Juice and Olives added to beer.

Yeah.  Sounds like a drink for people who are into scat play (nod to Pete). 
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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 12:51:30 PM »
pete has redneck in him.  not as much as rusty or steve dave, but he most def has been rubbed by the seed of hay.


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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2012, 01:01:31 PM »
pete has redneck in him.  not as much as rusty or steve dave, but he most def has been rubbed by the seed of hay.

The nod was for the scat play reference.  Pete brought it up when talking about the flood aggie football coach a while back.  I like to give dues and such where appropriate. 
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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2012, 01:14:14 PM »
I do something similar but instead I get the peanuts in the shell and then I break the shell open throw away the peanut and fill the shell with coke and slurp the coke out of the empty shell.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2012, 01:27:34 PM »
I do something similar but instead I get the peanuts in the shell and then I break the shell open throw away the peanut and fill the shell with coke and slurp the coke out of the empty shell.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2012, 01:36:50 PM »
back in my undergrad days, i'd eat cashews and RC Cola (separately).

was a pretty delicious snack.
I like RC more than Pepsi. It's pretty good.
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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2012, 01:42:57 PM »
just another redneck hayseed tradition, similar to drinking red beer.

My Dad's side of the family drink Red Beer. They are for the most part hayseed farmers.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2012, 01:46:22 PM »
I do something similar but instead I get the peanuts in the shell and then I break the shell open throw away the peanut and fill the shell with coke and slurp the coke out of the empty shell.

i do something similar except i water my peanut crops with coke and then harvest my coke raised peanuts and put them in my electric juicer and take the juice and pour it into a coke can and enjoy it all day long. everyone thinks i'm drinking coke, like i'm some complete dumbass :lol: 


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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2012, 01:47:41 PM »
just another redneck hayseed tradition, similar to drinking red beer.

My Dad's side of the family drink Red Beer. They are for the most part hayseed farmers.

once again, clams is 100% confirmed.  gj, swifty. also t's & p's on the hayseed farmer thing.


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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2012, 01:48:09 PM »
I like red beer (no olives) using a bloody mary mix.  :lick:

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2012, 02:23:54 PM »

I don't want nuts of any kind in anything I drink.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2012, 02:27:39 PM »
I like red beer (no olives) using a bloody mary mix.  :lick:

Welp, that settles it then..

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2012, 02:45:05 PM »
I thought this thread was about something else

http://www.cocaine.org/crime/cocaine-peanuts.html

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2012, 02:46:13 PM »
man i forgot all about this. encountered some people in my younger days that did this. seems like something dumbasses would do.

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Re: Anybody ever pour peanuts in your Coke?
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2012, 03:00:36 PM »
nothing I love more in a drink than a solid food floating in it