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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2012, 04:44:15 PM »
some insidery sources have told me that currie made bill throw the baylor game so the AD could avoid having to pay for a full fledged heisman campaign.  this actually makes a lot of sense considering it was right before baylor that johnny football started getting mentioned in the race.

disgusting.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #51 on: November 28, 2012, 05:04:37 PM »
Not sghetti brains, I'm talkin good ol fashion sh*t for brains.  Like Shalin is going to have to feed him and that baby.


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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2012, 12:20:34 PM »
LOVED ONES OF COLLIN KLEIN:  WE URGE YOU TO TAKE TIME TO HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION WITH HIM TODAY, BECAUSE HE WILL BE A DROOLING BRAIN DEAD VEGETABLE SALAD TOMORROW.

go cats, ftb

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2012, 12:22:19 PM »
LOVED ONES OF COLLIN KLEIN:  WE URGE YOU TO TAKE TIME TO HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION WITH HIM TODAY, BECAUSE HE WILL BE A DROOLING BRAIN DEAD VEGETABLE SALAD TOMORROW.

go cats, ftb

hey pete, collin klein is not that good at running, do you understand that?  i don't think you do.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2012, 12:26:26 PM »

hey pete, collin klein is not that good at running, do you understand that?  i don't think you do.

4.7 yards per carry, 700+ total yards, 20 TDs

But, you knew that, you're just a piece of crap, that's all.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2012, 12:40:51 PM »

hey pete, collin klein is not that good at running, do you understand that?  i don't think you do.

4.7 yards per carry, 700+ total yards, 20 TDs

But, you knew that, you're just a piece of crap, that's all.

none of those stats indicate that running him 50 times will result in a win.  4.7 yards/carry is not good at all in the big 12.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2012, 12:47:15 PM »

hey pete, collin klein is not that good at running, do you understand that?  i don't think you do.

4.7 yards per carry, 700+ total yards, 20 TDs

But, you knew that, you're just a piece of crap, that's all.

none of those stats indicate that running him 50 times will result in a win.  4.7 yards/carry is not good at all in the big 12.

4.7 yds/carry is good anywhere you dumb eff

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2012, 12:47:51 PM »

hey pete, collin klein is not that good at running, do you understand that?  i don't think you do.

4.7 yards per carry, 700+ total yards, 20 TDs

But, you knew that, you're just a piece of crap, that's all.

none of those stats indicate that running him 50 times will result in a win.  4.7 yards/carry is not good at all in the big 12.

4.7 yds/carry is good anywhere you dumb eff

no, guy.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2012, 12:49:19 PM »
The Man censoring my free speech  :shakesfist:

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DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2012, 01:09:03 PM »
The Man censoring my free speech  :shakesfist:

That's not the man.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2012, 01:22:30 PM »
I remember some scrub named Ell Roberson who averaged 4.7 yards per carry over his career.

He definitely wasn't a top 5 player in the Big XII in '02 and '03.

Terrible football player.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2012, 01:24:44 PM »
I remember some scrub named Ell Roberson who averaged 4.7 yards per carry over his career.

He definitely wasn't a top 5 player in the Big XII in '02 and '03.

Terrible football player.

would running him 50 times guarantee a win?

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2012, 01:26:10 PM »
who said anything about guaranteed wins?

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #63 on: December 01, 2012, 05:06:13 PM »
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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #64 on: December 01, 2012, 05:21:32 PM »
Klein Schmlein, Sams can pick up where he leaves off if damaged early : )
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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #65 on: December 01, 2012, 05:28:41 PM »
Klein Schmlein, Sams can pick up where he leaves off if damaged early : )

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DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #66 on: December 01, 2012, 09:33:18 PM »
Bill must have read this over halftime.

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Re: DEAR BILL: RUN THE rough ridin' PISS OUT OF KLEIN
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2012, 04:03:54 PM »
Bill must have read this over halftime.

no kidding.
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