Got my first speeding ticket today.

[420seriouscat69]

I drove two blocks at lunch to get my taquito at QT and I got a ticket for driving 44 mph in a 25 and a school zone.  This is gonna cost me. Eff you Missouri.  Worst part, I drove back by on my way back and He was letting someone go scott free that he just pulled over.

[steve dave]

I got a pretty legendary speeding ticket in my youth that I'm guessing nobody on here can top

[michigancat]

I drove two blocks at lunch to get my taquito at QT and I got a ticket for driving 44 mph in a 25 and a school zone.  This is gonna cost me. Eff you Missouri.  Worst part, I drove back by on my way back and He was letting someone go scott free that he just pulled over.

a ticket 44 in a 25mph school zone definitely sounds like the state of Missouri's fault

[420seriouscat69]

There was a sign for 35 and it dropped to 25 in a split second. The dude was on a motorcycle just waiting for people to come over the hill. I'm a dumbass for driving that fast, but the guy was a complete dick.

[steve dave]

There was a sign for 35 and it dropped to 25 in a split second. The dude was on a motorcycle just waiting for people to come over the hill. I'm a dumbass for driving that fast, but the guy was a complete dick.

maybe you shouldn't be going 44 in a 35 either fwiw

[michigancat]

There was a sign for 35 and it dropped to 25 in a split second. The dude was on a motorcycle just waiting for people to come over the hill. I'm a dumbass for driving that fast, but the guy was a complete dick.

IN A SPLIT SECOND! MISSOURI!!!!!

[DQ12]

Most speed limits change in a split of a second.  Kind of the nature of the beast imo.

[420seriouscat69]

I gotta go to court at the end of January. I need a lawyer for this one. It could hurt my insurance.

[DQ12]

I gotta go to court at the end of January. I need a lawyer for this one. It could hurt my insurance.

Just another chapter in the Fanning/Trim correspondence. 

[ChiComCat]

Most speed limits change in a split of a second.  Kind of the nature of the beast imo.

Yea, but usually you go thru a 33, 30, 28 speed limits to get from 35 to 25. 

[XocolateThundarr]

I gotta go to court at the end of January. I need a lawyer for this one. It could hurt my insurance.

Not if it is your first ticket, unless you have shitty insurance.

[puniraptor]

i've gotten tickets before AND THEY WERE ALL BULLSHIT

[Tobias]

sounds kinda reckless, hope no kids got hurt / be glad everyone is safe fanning

[XocolateThundarr]

i've gotten tickets before AND THEY WERE ALL BULLSHIT

This^^^

[420seriouscat69]

I need to stop going to my internet friends for support. 

[Bloodfart]

One time when I was running late for highschool a young Bloodfart was pulled over and the cop said "you couldn't afford this ticket, SLOW YOUR ASS DOWN!"  Then sent me on my way ticket free. 

[Lucas Scoopsalot]

I got one last year for going 75 in a 55..that boned me

[Bloodfart]

I gotta go to court at the end of January. I need a lawyer for this one. It could hurt my insurance.

Plus you had that wreck.

[Pete]

I got a pretty legendary speeding ticket in my youth that I'm guessing nobody on here can top

Just speeding?

[SdK]

I've gotten out of 3 tickets just by admitting I was being an idiot.

Once I was coming over a hill on 24 doing 105 and there was a officer of the law in the median, so I slammed on my brakes and of course he comes and pulls me over and says I clocked you at 94 but I saw you step on your brakes pretty hard. I was like yeah....I was being an idiot. He ran my info and came back and told me to slow on down in the future.

Opposite end, I was doing 90 in a 70 and was pulled over by a highway patrolman, he ripped my ass for 15 minutes and made damn sure I knew that my car couldn't outrun his.

Worst story ever, I was doing 90 in a 70 and look in my rear view mirror and there is a cop on my ass. I think "oh eff, I'm so screwed" but he flies on by. A sick minded SK says someone must have died to get me out of that ticket, someone did and I knew him.

Ts and Ps fan, and welcome to the adult world.

[Unruly]

I got a pretty legendary speeding ticket in my youth that I'm guessing nobody on here can top

Just speeding?

 

[Tobias]

jesus, I'm ordering delivery and telecommuting from now on so I don't get homicided by you maniacs

[michigancat]

Worst story ever, I was doing 90 in a 70 and look in my rear view mirror and there is a cop on my ass. I think "oh eff, I'm so screwed" but he flies on by. A sick minded SK says someone must have died to get me out of that ticket, someone did and I knew him.

that's actually a pretty great story. Unfortunate, I guess, but a great story.

I used to work with a guy who would tell anyone that came in late that he was worried they were face-down-dead in a ditch somewhere. I always thought he was kidding because he said it with a smile but he actually new someone that got in a wreck, was thrown from the car, and drowned face-down in ditch water.

[Dr Rick Daris]

got pulled over sunday just south of junction city coming back from ft worth. cop ask where i'm coming from. tell him i'm coming back from watching the cats kick some but down in texas. got off w/ a warning. go cats. ftb.

[reidrolled]

I gotta go to court at the end of January. I need a lawyer for this one. It could hurt my insurance.

Pro Tip: Dont tell your insurance company.