Post No. 1 Ranking Work Day - How are you getting though?

[Dugout DickStone]

If the office this week is a steak, the gym is rough ridin' filet and lobster.

KC area gyms are heaven.  Ku mu fans quietly doing leg lifts on the mats while me and my EMAW bros are controlling the stereo/tvs with all of us throwing up personal best maxes and flexing in the mirrors.

[Dugout DickStone]

Oh man, my boy Bryce is air-guitaring "Welcome to the Jungle" in some squawk's face while I curl 55's.

[Katpappy]

Guys, I gota confess something, cause I'm not sure if this has helped the Kats winning ways this season.  Last summer I bought a new stadium seat, but I didn't even make the connection that is was KU blue and red.  Well when I carried it in for our game with Missouri State, I was stopped by a the ticket guy.  He asked if I was planning to bring that into the stadium.  I told him, "Yes, why not."; he said it looked to much like a KU seat.  I said, "It's all right because I'll be sitting on it and no one will notice."  He then told me to fart on it for good luck.  I smiled and told him I would.  So I get to my seat and the guys around me start to rib about me bringing the "KU seat".  Well I told them that I promised the ticket guy, that I would fart on it for good luck.  From the first fart on, no matter how smelly, no one has complained.  Well, to make a long story short, I fart loud and proud on it at every game.  The away ones, I put it on the couch at home and fart like crazy on it. 

DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WE ARE WINNING? 

[Bloodfart]

Guys, I gota confess something, cause I'm not sure if this has helped the Kats winning ways this season.  Last summer I bought a new stadium seat, but I didn't even make the connection that is was KU blue and red.  Well when I carried it in for our game with Missouri State, I was stopped by a the ticket guy.  He asked if I was planning to bring that into the stadium.  I told him, "Yes, why not."; he said it looked to much like a KU seat.  I said, "It's all right because I'll be sitting on it and no one will notice."  He then told me to fart on it for good luck.  I smiled and told him I would.  So I get to my seat and the guys around me start to rib about me bringing the "KU seat".  Well I told them that I promised the ticket guy, that I would fart on it for good luck.  From the first fart on, no matter how smelly, no one has complained.  Well, to make a long story short, I fart loud and proud on it at every game.  The away ones, I put it on the couch at home and fart like crazy on it. 

DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WE ARE WINNING? 

YES   

[WildcatPower]

If the office this week is a steak, the gym is rough ridin' filet and lobster.

KC area gyms are heaven.  Ku mu fans quietly doing leg lifts on the mats while me and my EMAW bros are controlling the stereo/tvs with all of us throwing up personal best maxes and flexing in the mirrors.

You need to start tossing in some 

[Dugout DickStone]

If the office this week is a steak, the gym is rough ridin' filet and lobster.

KC area gyms are heaven.  Ku mu fans quietly doing leg lifts on the mats while me and my EMAW bros are controlling the stereo/tvs with all of us throwing up personal best maxes and flexing in the mirrors.

You need to start tossing in some 

That's how I stretch out. 

[Katpappy]

Guys, I gota confess something, cause I'm not sure if this has helped the Kats winning ways this season.  Last summer I bought a new stadium seat, but I didn't even make the connection that is was KU blue and red.  Well when I carried it in for our game with Missouri State, I was stopped by a the ticket guy.  He asked if I was planning to bring that into the stadium.  I told him, "Yes, why not."; he said it looked to much like a KU seat.  I said, "It's all right because I'll be sitting on it and no one will notice."  He then told me to fart on it for good luck.  I smiled and told him I would.  So I get to my seat and the guys around me start to rib about me bringing the "KU seat".  Well I told them that I promised the ticket guy, that I would fart on it for good luck.  From the first fart on, no matter how smelly, no one has complained.  Well, to make a long story short, I fart loud and proud on it at every game.  The away ones, I put it on the couch at home and fart like crazy on it. 

DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WE ARE WINNING? 

YES   

Hey, I already got the nervous shits, so it won't be no problem helping out this Saturday. 

[bones129]

Day off. Seemed like the thing to do.

[cvmcat]

Drove by the stadium on my way home from work yesterday.  The number 1 effing team in the nation was practicing there!  It was awsome!  I think they'll be there again today, so I'll take the same route.

 

[Bloodfart]

Drove by the stadium on my way home from work yesterday.  The number 1 effing team in the nation was practicing there!  It was awsome!  I think they'll be there again today, so I'll take the same route.

 

I am so freaking jealous. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Drove by the stadium on my way home from work yesterday.  The number 1 effing team in the nation was practicing there!  It was awsome!  I think they'll be there again today, so I'll take the same route.

 

Honk your ass off 

[Trim]

I had to call in sick.

[Tobias]

I had to call in sick.

"yes, Diane, crazy eyes. listen, stop being an bad person and just hold down the  fort today ok?"

[8manpick]

I had to call in sick.

If only you had a robot at the office.

[Trim]

I had to call in sick.

If only you had a robot at the office.

I found a suitable non-robot goEMAW'r but he (or she!) doesn't start until next month.

[8manpick]

I had to call in sick.

If only you had a robot at the office.

I found a suitable non-robot goEMAW'r but he (or she!) doesn't start until next month.

'grats to him (or her!)!

[OK_Cat]

I'm eating pork chop and chilling like a boss. Also told my work i'm off today don't call me because i'm emawing so hard.

who puts the cardboard boxes together when you're not there, brad?

[wes mantooth]

I'm eating pork chop and chilling like a boss. Also told my work i'm off today don't call me because i'm emawing so hard.

who puts the cardboard boxes together when you're not there, brad?

You're a dick

[wetwillie]

I'm eating pork chop and chilling like a boss. Also told my work i'm off today don't call me because i'm emawing so hard.

who puts the cardboard boxes together when you're not there, brad?

You're a dick

It's ok to laugh when OK Cat makes a slightly overboard comment, live a little.

[wes mantooth]

I'm eating pork chop and chilling like a boss. Also told my work i'm off today don't call me because i'm emawing so hard.

who puts the cardboard boxes together when you're not there, brad?

You're a dick

It's ok to laugh when OK Cat makes a slightly overboard comment, live a little.

It wasn't funny dumbass

[mocat]

Man, katdaddy gonna katdaddy

[Super PurpleCat]

Wearing purple K-State shirt here in Baylor country today at work.  I'm about 30 minutes away from Waco.  So far here's the tally in the office:

K-State shirts: 1
Baylor shirts: 0

BOOM.  Roasted.

 

[jde512]

Wearing purple K-State shirt here in Baylor country today at work.  I'm about 30 minutes away from Waco.  So far here's the tally in the office:

K-State shirts: 1
Baylor shirts: 0

BOOM.  Roasted.

 

Well done SPC!

At my office in the heart of pigaggie country, it's K-State shirts: 1, Razorback shirts: 0, as has been the trend since late September.

[The1BigWillie]

I wear my super elite Nike warmup most Fall mornings to work. Probably rocked it every day for the least 3 or 4 weeks.  All of a sudden today the Squawks are all like... "Oh wearing your purple today huh?  Good luck!"

 

[The1BigWillie]

Also... Coworker is  a Bandwagon KU bball fan who has never taken a class at KU and grew up in EMPORIA. Walked by his desk after the OU/ND game and he has a Notre Dame screen saver.  I had to stop.  "Really?  Notre Dame? So it's KU bball, ND football?  Where is your Yankees gear bro?  When are you breaking out the Patriots hoodie?" 

Pathetic...