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Laughing in Pattersons face
« on: November 09, 2012, 02:47:31 PM »
When he was begging for the KSU job and to move up to the bigtime, did he get mad when we told him "lol, no thanks" was he super mad?  Just wondering if he will be all butthurt on Saturday?


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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2012, 02:48:42 PM »
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.


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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2012, 02:51:34 PM »
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2012, 02:53:57 PM »
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

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GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2012, 02:56:01 PM »
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

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GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.

Well they give you motorcycles and whores and stuff at Arkansas  :driving:

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2012, 02:58:22 PM »
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2012, 02:58:55 PM »
When he was begging for the KSU job and to move up to the bigtime, did he get mad when we told him "lol, no thanks" was he super mad?  Just wondering if he will be all butthurt on Saturday?
Man, you'd have to think so.  It has to be humiliating having your alma mater completely snub you in the coaching search has to cut deep.  No doubt he's got something to prove on Saturday.  A LOT on the line for Pattersen's ego, imo.


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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2012, 02:59:46 PM »
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

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GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.

Yeah, like released from his contract.
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2012, 03:01:19 PM »


Yeah, like released from his contract.

That will happen once his wife decides she doesn't want to live in Fort Worth anymore and lets his nuts out of the vice.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2012, 03:01:54 PM »
Nah he said fck it, imma win the rose bowl instead and build me a brand new stadium.

Now other programs are begging him to coach them.



Yeah, I hear the Arkansas announcement is going to be anytime now.

T's & P's

GMFP's wife is from Fort Worth, and he is a god at TCU.  GMFP is going no where.  He gets whatever he wants from TCU.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2012, 03:02:09 PM »


Yeah, like released from his contract.

That will happen once his wife decides she doesn't want to live in Fort Worth anymore and lets his nuts out of the vice.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2012, 03:02:28 PM »
I understand the school was quite a bit different when he was here but LMAO at the idea that he actually thought we'd hire someone that ugly and weird shaped.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2012, 03:03:53 PM »

Gold-plated shark tank?

I'm sure our boosters could make it happen if he wanted it. 

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2012, 03:04:22 PM »


Yeah, like released from his contract.

That will happen once his wife decides she doesn't want to live in Fort Worth anymore and lets his nuts out of the vice.

Pretty sure an extra couple million a year from Arkansas would be able to turn the handle on the vice.
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2012, 03:06:13 PM »


Pretty sure an extra couple million a year from Arkansas would be able to turn the handle on the vice.

He already pulls down $2M a year from TCU plus the university pays for his house.  Also, from what I understand his wife and her family are pretty wealthy too.  He's not leaving for money.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2012, 03:06:36 PM »
:lol: at the idea that Arkansas wants Patterson. Seriously, besides Colorado, KU and a few high schools, would anyone in America want Gary Patterson coaching their team?

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2012, 03:11:07 PM »
:lol: at the idea that Arkansas wants Patterson. Seriously, besides Colorado, KU and a few high schools, would anyone in America want Gary Patterson coaching their team?
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2012, 03:13:27 PM »
I personally am in favor of k state's strict policy against HCs with weird chubby bodies wearing form fitting mock turtleneck tee shirts

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2012, 03:14:49 PM »
I personally am in favor of k state's strict policy against HCs with weird chubby bodies wearing form fitting mock turtleneck tee shirts
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2012, 03:16:33 PM »
Regarding the whole Arkansas thing, it seems more likely that Arkansas is going to hire Arkansas State's coach, and the rumor is that Arkansas State is the one after Patterson. But like I said, that's still pretty ridiculous. I bet the Arkansas State AD will laugh his ass off when that rumor gets back to him.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2012, 03:21:33 PM »
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.


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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2012, 04:01:53 PM »
I understand the school was quite a bit different when he was here but LMAO at the idea that he actually thought we'd hire someone that ugly and weird shaped.


If Patterson suddenly grew a Beamer-esque goiter on his face I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2012, 04:03:56 PM »
The best part is the Athletic Dept didn't even bother to tell G"**"P the news, they let Fitz break it to him  :lol:

Mushed by Fitz  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2012, 04:04:43 PM »
The best part is the Athletic Dept didn't even bother to tell G"**"P the news, they let Fitz break the news to him  :lol:

Mushed by Fitz  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2012, 04:05:03 PM »
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.



Good grief he has a lot of chins.  He's gross to look at.