Sounds like the USS Enterprise has been landing in Alabama.
At work, I was just asked by an aTm alumni of Filipino decent (important because of the accent and wording), "Hey dobber, what was the thing done by K-State band that made KU so mad?"
I said, "Well, the band formed The Enterprise and a Jayhawk and the Enterprise attacked the Jayhawk." She said, "and they got mad?"
And I said, "Well, it attacked the Jayhawk's mouth."
She said, "and they were offended by that?"
I said, "It was perceived as innuendo."
She looked confused.
I said, "We are in the work place, so I can not describe what they felt they saw."
She said, "Oh, it naughty?"
I said, "Yes, I cannot describe it."
She said, "hahahha"(but didn't really mean it)
I still don't think she understood.