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Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« on: November 01, 2012, 01:26:11 PM »
after he dies of a triple bypass heart hernia after Notre Dame does not make it to the Discover Card Game?


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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 02:37:29 PM »
No. Bill would be horrible at that job.

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Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2012, 02:40:43 PM »
great stuff brad

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 02:41:10 PM »
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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 02:42:36 PM »
Guys, you do realize that Bill plans to die on the field this year during the celebration after winning the NC, right?

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 02:43:25 PM »
Guys, you do realize that Bill plans to die on the field this year during the celebration after winning the NC, right?

On the 7th day, he ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the father.

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 02:44:02 PM »
Guys, you do realize that Bill plans to die on the field this year during the celebration after winning the NC, right?

He will probably vanish in a puff of smoke that smells vaguely of pine needles.

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 02:44:39 PM »
Guys, you do realize that Bill plans to die on the field this year during the celebration after winning the NC, right?

 :bill: until you drop, Bill.

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2012, 04:05:06 PM »
Bill's speech is too accurate.  No go.

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Should LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 04:37:36 PM »
How do you think Snyder's Speech will go, when this happens? When we win MNC.

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Re: Should LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 04:40:20 PM »
How do you think Snyder's Speech will go, when this happens? When we win MNC.

Traditional vanilla speech.  Long pause followed by a quirky smile and a "eff it, I'm out!" as he rides off into the sunset  :bill:

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Re: Should LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2012, 04:44:04 PM »
How do you think Snyder's Speech will go, when this happens? When we win MNC.

we just need to getting a little bit better every day

coach the season is over, you won it all

well we're still going to do it, eat crap bad person
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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 04:59:50 PM »
The clock will sound, crap will start flying in the air, fans will be ripping hair out and clothes off.  Bill will be running side to side in a state of wondering who to go celebrate with first.  He will get lifted on to Arthur and Colin's back right after getting hit with the Gatorade.  The combo of the cold Gatorade and the sudden increase in altitude(lifted to someone's shoulders) will set his heart off and he won't even fight it. 

Can't think of a better way for this to happen.

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Re: Should LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2012, 05:02:31 PM »
How do you think Snyder's Speech will go, when this happens? When we win MNC.

Bet you guys didn't know I was wearing this vest of dynamite under my windbreaker all these years!  :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2012, 05:09:52 PM »
Arthur and Colin, you guys didn't kill him by picking him up, you simply gave him a boost to heaven. 

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2012, 05:16:49 PM »
While we are at it, lets name other jobs that LHC Bill Snyder would be rough ridin' horrible at.

1.  Human resources team lead
2.  Kindergarten teacher
3.  Cliff diver
4.  Teppanyaki chef
5.  Domestic counselor
6.  Mime
7.  Sprint store greeter
8.  Guy who sells peanuts at Kauffman stadium
9.  Pro hockey player
10.  Movie critic

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Re: Should LHC Bill Snyder replace Lou Holtz
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2012, 05:31:12 PM »
While we are at it, lets name other jobs that LHC Bill Snyder would be rough ridin' horrible at.

1.  Human resources team lead
2.  Kindergarten teacher
3.  Cliff diver
4.  Teppanyaki chef
5.  Domestic counselor
6.  Mime
7.  Sprint store greeter
8.  Guy who sells peanuts at Kauffman stadium
9.  Pro hockey player
10.  Movie critic

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