I'm kind of surprised that with 312 posts and tons of lurk time, Bookie Pimp doesn't have a better handle on conducting himself here so far.
Anyway, if none of these work and you need an absolutely last gasp go ahead and download the IHeartRadio app. It lets you tune into a bunch of stations from around the country (including like 4 or 5 from Kansas and about that many from Oklahoma too). I bet you'll be able to find it on one of the garbage stations they have on there.