Why is Tubberville such a dick?

[jtksu]

I've seen Petrino too. 

I don't understand it. Auburn is willing to take out a second mortgage on their subprime to keep up with Bama.  Its a crap load of money to spend, especially when your best boosters are struggling to beat felonies.

Bama/Auburn is nuts man.  I can't even begin to imagine the crap that's going on in Alabama the last few years...  And I wouldn't be surprised by anything Auburn would do to close the gap between them and Bama.

[MakeItRain]

Petrino wouldn't work.

Sidenote, you guys don't really think he wrecked that motorcycle do you?  He didn't.

[ednksu]

Petrino wouldn't work.

Sidenote, you guys don't really think he wrecked that motorcycle do you?  He didn't.

Please provide more on the motorcycle


also I'm not saying one way or another where Petrino would work.  I'm just saying Auburn fans are gonna Auburn fan.

[jtksu]

Petrino is a pretty damn good coach but I feel like he'll probably need a Huggin's type of job before he lands another big job. 

[MakeItRain]

He almost definitely wrecked the chopper but I don't think this accounts for his injuries

look at the motorcycle


now look at Petrino


How did the whore completely escape injury?  Petrino was hospitalized, he had facial lacerations, broken ribs, and a supposed neck injury.  Was she wearing some sort of force field that she deployed milliseconds before the bike hit the asphalt?  He skidded on the road, the bike skidded on the road, but the slag on the back of it didn't?

Why did the swim coach stay with the whore but leave Arkansas?

Why did they lie about how the "accident" happened?
http://deadspin.com/5900803/science-sun-and-wind-probably-did-not-cause-bobby-petrinos-motorcycle-crash

[MakeItRain]

Petrino is a pretty damn good coach but I feel like he'll probably need a Huggin's type of job before he lands another big job.

Look at how he has left all of his jobs, I'd love to see the AD willing to take this risk.  Generally ADs don't like to hire guys who have lied to their last 3 employers on the way out the door.  If he does something stupid, again, he may get you fired for taking the risk on a guy whose career highlights feature winning the Big East and finishing third in the SEC.  He's a good coach but he's been a complete train wreck everywhere he's ran the show.

[ednksu]

ahh good points.  I hadn't really looked into it.  I haven't seen a pic the moto before either and did not know about the hooker staying with her bf/hubby/whatev

[jtksu]

I guess I'm just a bit boozed here.  How do his injuries not match up with the accident?  The chick aside.  I'm being serious here, I'm sure I'm just missing out on something obvious.

[Shacks]

I heard a rumor that Petrino didn't need the neck brace and only wore it so the husband of the broad he was banging wouldn't beat the crap out of him

[ednksu]

I guess I'm just a bit boozed here.  How do his injuries not match up with the accident?  The chick aside.  I'm being serious here, I'm sure I'm just missing out on something obvious.

that kind of face plant I would guess would require full lay down in which case both would be chewed up.  If the bike landed like that in the pic, then he went over the handlebars in which case the windscreen would have probably met his face.

[jtksu]

I guess I'm just a bit boozed here.  How do his injuries not match up with the accident?  The chick aside.  I'm being serious here, I'm sure I'm just missing out on something obvious.

that kind of face plant I would guess would require full lay down in which case both would be chewed up.  If the bike landed like that in the pic, then he went over the handlebars in which case the windscreen would have probably met his face.

So, his face got all mumped up a different way?  Like the chick's BF drug him on the road?  I'm not trying to be a dick here, i just don't understand.  Could you lay it out in simple terms for a guy like me?

[ednksu]

I guess I'm just a bit boozed here.  How do his injuries not match up with the accident?  The chick aside.  I'm being serious here, I'm sure I'm just missing out on something obvious.

that kind of face plant I would guess would require full lay down in which case both would be chewed up.  If the bike landed like that in the pic, then he went over the handlebars in which case the windscreen would have probably met his face.

So, his face got all mumped up a different way?  Like the chick's BF drug him on the road?  I'm not trying to be a dick here, i just don't understand.  Could you lay it out in simple terms for a guy like me?

Who knows.  It wouldn't surprise me if he got  Tiger Woods-ed.   I mean everything was so suspicious.  Having your trooper body guard come out to try and cover it up, to the amount of damage on the bike to his face. I didn't know the whore stayed with the schmuck though. If my girl was banging around, how do you not kick her ass to the curb.

[star seed 7]

yeah, i'm wondering what MIR is insinuating here too.

getting all kstatefreak42 conspiracy theory time in here.

[Emo EMAW]

What MIR is saying is that the husband of the whore kicked Petrino's ass.

[star seed 7]

He looks burned, not punched.

[qatzmanchu]

Who knows.  It wouldn't surprise me if he got  Tiger Woods-ed.   I mean everything was so suspicious.  Having your trooper body guard come out to try and cover it up, to the amount of damage on the bike to his face. I didn't know the whore stayed with the schmuck though. If my girl was banging around, how do you not kick her ass to the curb.

The guy is one of two things: A complete badass or a complete pussy.

I could see him helping spend her settlement and and getting alot and I mean alot of "Im sorry Im a cheating bitch" dome before kickin her to the curb, or he's just a complete pussy. Probably a pussy if I had to guess, although the ass kicking he gave Petrino screams badass. Now Im torn again.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think he wrecked the bike at a low speed and she was wearing a helmet while he was being a moron.

[steve dave]

I think he wrecked the bike at a low speed and she was wearing a helmet while he was being a moron.

that's what I've always assumed. had not heard the other theories until this thread.

[CHONGS]

tubs is great isn't he?

[MakeItRain]

I think he wrecked the bike at a low speed and she was wearing a helmet while he was being a moron.

He had broken ribs, she walked off.  Was she wearing a ten inch thick titanium and diamond body suit too?

[MadCat]

He was riding bitch and fell off. 

[_33]

I think he wrecked the bike at a low speed and she was wearing a helmet while he was being a moron.

He had broken ribs, she walked off.  Was she wearing a ten inch thick titanium and diamond body suit too?

Well, I think it happens a lot in wrecks that one person gets really hurt and another walks away.  Don't think something that simple warrants a conspiracy theory.

[WillieWatanabe]

Definitely a weird deal. But if it was something else, a motorcycle accident is an odd way of covering it up.

[SleepFighter]

I think he wrecked the bike at a low speed and she was wearing a helmet while he was being a moron.

He had broken ribs, she walked off.  Was she wearing a ten inch thick titanium and diamond body suit too?

Well, I think it happens a lot in wrecks that one person gets really hurt and another walks away.  Don't think something that simple warrants a conspiracy theory.

Yes. 

[RightMeow]

She was probably driving and he was sittin bitch, teaching her how to drive.  You know, like one of those father/daughter things only with sex at the end.  Pretty commonplace in Arky you would think.  She probably wrecked at a slow speed and tossed his ass off while she was unharmed. 

Pretty standard, you guys.  C'mon sleuths.